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jinx 01-16-2010 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 627268)
I thought your article had a bunch of very good points, but that's not my particular problem. I just eat too much, in search of sensory overload. Too bigga portions, devoured too quickly.

Well damn. My sister is discouraged with her weight right now and she hates bread. She struggles with dairy though... eats cheese like it's crack. While she's cooking dinner.
Do you do better in the summer when you have more veggies around to devour? How many calories could a giant zucchini have? Would it be possible to construct meals that are massive amounts of low calorie shit (with lots of spices) and use meat and cheese and stuff as a garnish?

Undertoad 01-16-2010 04:28 PM

No matter how good dinner is, all is ruined with a bowl of tortillas and a dish of salsa and sour cream.

Griff 01-16-2010 06:03 PM

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Spinach my ass.

jinx 01-16-2010 07:02 PM

Yeah you definitely can't keep chips and sour cream around if you intend to lose weight. Who does the grocery shopping? Know thyself. Plan for snack time.

May not work for you, but we like to snack on popcorn and bags of steamed veggies. Just add spices to make them more interesting.
Or, salsa makes an awesome salad dressing.

FuglyStick 01-16-2010 07:18 PM

There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--
http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08...0455f796_h.jpg

TheMercenary 01-16-2010 07:36 PM

I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

capnhowdy 01-16-2010 08:00 PM

When I get my mouth fixed I'm gonna show y'all how to eat. Ya'll makin me hungry. Right now I could eat the ass end out of a hobby horse at full gallop!

classicman 01-16-2010 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 627355)
I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

What did she look like in the morning?

monster 01-16-2010 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FuglyStick (Post 627339)
There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--
http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08...0455f796_h.jpg

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 627355)
I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 627361)
What did she look like in the morning?


TheMercenary 01-17-2010 04:13 AM

Monsta wins! But it wasn't until the am that I realized she really did look like that the night before.

Juniper 01-17-2010 11:11 AM

My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy. :D

But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect.

As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall. ;)

Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!

Undertoad 01-17-2010 11:12 AM

I hear codependency makes you short.

skysidhe 01-17-2010 11:21 AM

Oh swami UT.

What is the cause of that 'last 10 pounds' you cannot get rid of?

unresolved security issues?

afraid of the unknown?

Undertoad 01-17-2010 11:22 AM

Peanuts.

Gravdigr 01-20-2010 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FuglyStick (Post 627339)
There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 627361)
What did she look like in the morning?

...went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?


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