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Brett's Honey 02-06-2010 11:57 AM

"My wife is ill and I can't stop work. So I chain him to a pole when I have a fare."

He said pole. The other author said tree. Not that it really matters..pole, tree...........it still SUCKS for the toddler. Looks damn cold too.

monster 02-06-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 632862)

I wonder how many month's wages one of those costs....

you'd think he's be able to knock up some sort of kid attachment for th rickshaw, though.

Although given the traffic in Beijing, maybe the chain is the safer option for the kid?

squirell nutkin 02-06-2010 12:49 PM

"The rickshaw ride is 10 cents, but you get a 2 cent discount if you hold the kid on your lap..."

monster 02-06-2010 12:52 PM

They don't ususally use nappies in China, I've heard.... so I think I'd want a bigger discount....

squirell nutkin 02-06-2010 01:13 PM

I'm thinking of skipping the China trip altogether...

jinx 02-06-2010 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 632869)
I wonder how many month's wages one of those costs....

Less than a kid costs, I'd wager. Why can't mom whip something up while she's sitting on her ass at home? Doesn't have to be an organic cotton maya wrap or anything....

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/im...p_maya_tie.jpg


I used the living shit out of my maya wrap AND my evenflo backpack. Never lost a kid.

monster 02-06-2010 01:28 PM

Kids don't cost much in China :( But I agree, you'd think some sort of wrap would be do-able.

xoxoxoBruce 02-06-2010 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 632885)
Never lost a kid.

See, you shoulda used a chain. :haha:

Elspode 02-06-2010 04:43 PM

Chinese men tend to not have much body hair, so baby-sitter-on-a-roll (you probably call it duct tape) would be cheap *and* effective.

Reg 02-06-2010 11:02 PM

Chained to metal pole!

See kids today are spoiled, when I were a lad, we were lashed to a railway sleeper with rusty barbed wire..
.. and we were grateful.

lumberjim 02-06-2010 11:21 PM

luxury!

when we were young, our parents nailed our heads to a log!

ZenGum 02-07-2010 01:28 AM

Who could afford nails?

Our dad used to cut our legs off with axe, soon as we're born, so's we cou'nt run awa'.

richlevy 02-07-2010 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 632885)
Less than a kid costs, I'd wager. Why can't mom whip something up while she's sitting on her ass at home? Doesn't have to be an organic cotton maya wrap or anything....

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/im...p_maya_tie.jpg


I used the living shit out of my maya wrap AND my evenflo backpack. Never lost a kid.

For some reason that picture looks odd.

Man: Now sweetie, I want you to look over there because daddy has to pee.

Jinx: Were you ever able to get LJ to wear that? If so, pictures PLEASE!!

Undertoad 02-07-2010 07:30 AM

With axe? You 'ad it looky! We wished we would have axe! We had to gnaw through our own legs at age two, and use the remains as meat at tea.

Clodfobble 02-07-2010 09:57 AM

Ah, you were one of those priviledged families with teeth! We all had to pass around the one set of old wooden dentures, waiting our turn before our legs could get gnawed off. And believe you me, you didn't want to have to go after granddad, no sir!


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