HEY!

I'll second that hey!

(I am 40 in Feb)

Lord, ya'll will be talking about getting AARP cards before you know it. This place is turning into an old folks home.

What's that? Speak up young man!

Plus we've got a bunch of old maids on here. Can you believe some of them even have cats?

And dogs...

I'm so old my hoo-ha is covered in cobwebs.
I'm pleased to say my pussy is more lively though.

I got mine in the mail a few month ago. Which was weird.

Been getting them every few months for about a year now. Still haven't signed up.

I'm only 40 ffs

i'm 41, and grounded. but umm....hell forgot teh joke i was gonna make. old age?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but at 40 you have one foot in the grave and the other on a bananna peel. Don't most folks have to start wearing Depends?

I took to wearing them as a precautionary measure shortly after joining the cellar. I was very glad of them during the pensive spamming.

So I was out at the weekend paintballing,we are sitting around friday night talking about playing Call of Duty, I was the the youngest there by 15 years !
you think gamers are punk kids, these guys were all grandfathers. :D

Grandfathers paintballing & playing Call of Duty? That confirms my suspicions that dementia begins when you blow out the b'day candles on your 40th birthday. It must be the toxic fumes from all of those candles.