Pammy!

Does she deal with the students? If so, fill out a complaint/comment as an anon student

She does, we all do, but I don't think she chews gum up there.

I feel like such a noodge!

yeah, you seriously need a mirror. and a concealed speaker with a tape loop of her gum chewing and smacking played even louder than she is so your drowns out hers.

right, but at least it's a way to get the topic broached.

One day, I passive-aggressively tried to chew gum like she does. I couldn't keep it up. I couldn't stand it.

I dunno why, but the idea of you passive-aggressively chewing gum is hysterically funny.

Hmmmm. Maybe. We don't have an office suggestion box, and I'd hate for it to go anywhere else, like the VP.

Grown-up thing for me to do would be to tell her.

But, noodge speaking, not sure I can.

Thanks!

It was pretty funny! :D

ok, for the greater good, get a pack of gum the same color, chew it up enough so you can stick it all over the place around her cubicle and in places that will annoy the boss/other people. Like the coke machine, photocopier that you don't need, boss' door handle.... Sit back and relax.

Now we're getting somewhere! :lol:

@ Monster: You are the undisputed revenge champion. I bow to you.

You should walk up and point a gun in her face and give her a solid leg strike. When she is mopping up her pee, tell her in the future it will be one trigger squeeze for each stick of gum.

lookout, even my liberal-minded self finds that an appealing idea.

Apparently, I have TWO triggers (pun intended): not being able to leave when I want or need to leave (long old sad story) AND gum noises.

IM what about singing, off key, random words, with appropriate silent spaces from certain Tony Orlando and Dawn songs?

"Knock three times...

twice on the pipes...

doin' down there?
alone every night
live right above you?
I can hear your
I can feel your
below me,
You don't even
I love
Oh, my darl
Knock three
if you want
answer is no.
sweetness,
Means you'll
the hallway.

Guaranteed to make her batshit insane within the hour. If she calls you on it, smile apologetically say you didn't realize you were singing aloud, wait three minutes and get right back into it.