6.15pm and still alive.

I'm so surprised!

6.27 and the only thing ascending around here is a section of my large intestine.

Not surprising, everyone knows that if you want to see the end of the world you have to sail straight out into the ocean until you come to the edge.

Seven minutes to go here. Just came back from a walk around the neighbourhood and no sign of anything unusual as yet.

Yah, but you're amongst the infidels and heathens. Not gonna be a lot of rapturation there.

10.40 here and I'm still alive...albeit drunk. That's ok though. It is saturday night after all.

Hang on, it's 18.00 local time isn't it?
So technically I still have 4 hours to go.

Perhaps God didn't create Australia (c'mon, delegation would explain a lot)

Or perhaps no0 Aussies were worthy.
The sins of the father down to the 7th generation and all that...

But what about the earthquakes? We were promised earthquakes! I have a cocktail here already to be shaken the way god intended.....

Well if we weren't worthy and we aren't ascending, and we're already in hell, then that's ok. I like it here. lol

Please post your rapture pics on IotD using your human's accounts! thanks, Bootsie

Sigh.
It was was a gyp then.

Now I have to pay my Dad back for Diz's trip to the vet.

I worship the fatted goat

I'm bored of waiting for my rapture. Can I buy a speed pass like at Disney?

If this turns out to be on American time I'm going to be really pissed off. I'm sick of America taking all the credit for EVERYTHING!!!

Someone got raptured and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.