I can totally pick stuff up with my toes.

an infinite number of things?

lol

Now, tie the bag with your toes and I'll really be infinitely impressed!

My mom always said my toes are like my dad's toes: they look like asparagus. I can pick up a lot of stuff with them.

I don't know if I could tie something. I'll try later and let you know. :lol:

Sad story. When I was a very young teen, my Mum let me choose my own school shoes for the first time.
The ones I really wanted weren't in stock in my size. But they were in a size down, and I pretended they fit.
I mean, shit, my feet bled if new shoes were even in the same house, so why not?

Trouble is, 2.5 miles to school isn't quite like tripping down a runway.

My feet bled as usual, but my toenails started to turn black. As did some of the skin underneath.
And at that age your Mum SEES those things.
I got hauled into the Doctors, got a furious telling off (which I did deserve, given the cost of shoes) and my Mum chose my next pair. THEY WERE HIDEOUS!

The only slight consolation was that I bled like a stuck pig wearing my new "comfortable" shoes in.
Matron even sent a note home.
I was walking in shoes filled with blood and flayed heels.
But then I'd been doing that before.

Anyway, bottom line was I had foot and toe exercises to do.
Three times a day, every day. And Mum or Dad had to tick them off.

So.
I don't have particularly long toes
but they are ape-like in that I can pick things up very easily.
And being a fat knacker, somethimes it's far easier than bending down!

I can pick stuff up with my toes too.

The gorilla does have thumbs...

I accept this challenge!