Say goodnight Gracie...

:rimshot:

High waters? That's what we used to call them in high school, anyway.

joke's over, folks. nothing else to see here. move along.

Thank god.

And the answer is:

http://www.timesherald.com/articles/...8088794231.txt

18-year-old, stole the Audi TT from near his house. The gun: not an MP5 after all, but an Airsoft BB-type replica. (You could put an eye out! But instead you'll be prosecuted as if you had the real gun.)

He robbed a pizza place four days after the yogurt place. No major crime operation here, just a random moron with bad parents and a shitty plan.

The story came out today which means they probably got him the same day of the pizza robbery.