LOL. The last time I called you a p'tahk, you did figure out I was insulting you.

Anyway, the Klingons use it as a cuss word. It doesn't have a direct translation, but the closest definition is a useless piece of non-functional garbage who's generally unable to get anything done right, which, now that I think about it, was a bit much, but I just couldn't think of another way to describe you in this particular instance. Therefore, I sincerely apologize.

Incidentally, I am not fluent in Klingon either, but I look stuff up.

I don't think Spexx was calling you gay, just your post.

JBK, that poem sounds like you want to have sex with Jesus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

what?? that's ridiculous..

But you would if he asked wouldn't you?

•spoken in to my phone

Do you think he'd let you use all of his holes...?


[sorry. That was uncalled for. I just couldn't resist...]

ok.. this is just wrong

but it's topical.

also very NSFW









Jesus Fucking Christ

that's sick, what just a total evil thing to say...

Agreed. Jim, being a jerk is one thing, but that picture...dude, yer just damaged.

Like a moth to a flame....

•spoken in to my phone

If so, then so be it. I'm a moth. I am...THE LEGENDARY MOTHMAN!!

Quick...get some mothballs!

I've read the two pages of this thread and I'm STILL laughing at jim's joke.

I thought it was hilarious.

and the added bonus of the Klingon word just ups the nerd quotient of the whole thing making it a nearly perfect cellar thread: some crazy, some insulting joke, some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless.

THIS is why I come here.
I thank you all.

I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Feel his vast behind,
Find that supple butt,
Reinsert my,
fullness in his bum,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and Viagara,
My meat beats out of line,
The fist is gone,
I'm still hard,
My love drives into his ear,
So the question is,
How much can you take??

I'm not a nerd, and I don't consider myself smart. I just look stuff up cuz I'm curious.