23. He was arrested for rustling.

24. Where's that woman with the toothache?

25. Peace in the Middle East it is.

26. ...and that's when the fight started.

27. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

28) The bear taps the man on the shoulder and says "you're not here for the hunting are you?"

29) ..I"m positive.

30) Then I slamed into R for race!

31) The Chinese man jumps out and yells, "Supplies!"

32) "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

33) Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

34) I'll give it a try but I don't want you to hit me on the head with a bottle.

35) OK, I'm gonna show you this one more time.

36. He said you're going to die.

37. Death by bunga-bunga!!!

38. "Relax. You're two tents."

39. Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids

40. 'cause 7-8-9

41. 'cause she's married to Mr. Softy

42. Not in my car you won't

43. They both have boy's pants, half off

44. But instead I said "you bitch, you ruined my life"

(epic thread is epic. i can't wait. great idea footer)

45) Nope just shave and cut hair
46) Yah but this one's eating my popcorn!
47) Just show him your badge!

48. Because he was stapled to the chicken.

49. The Hell you're not!
49a. The Hell you ain't!

50. See that patch of hair with the squiggle? Thats a vagina. The rest of it its a cunt.

51. I'm going as fast as I can, mom!