Clearly, I have not been arrested enough to have grasped this subtlty.

So these things are now all the rage amongst the anarchy set?

Ahh, I thought something was odd about the tongue, wasn't exactly sure though. Interesting

We have a winnah!

Congrats, Toad. If you ever need to commit a family member of your choice, you know who to call. ;)

That would be great if they ever let me flip my belt buckle around to my backside before they cuff me. It probably wouldn't work otherwise, would it?

That's what yoga is for, so you can become flexible enough to slip your legs back through your arms.

Better yet, learn to dislocate your thumb and get them off without a key. The next step is to have somewhere to run to...

If your buckle is smaller than your belt loops, you could just pull the entire belt around until it was behind you.

Another use would be to use it for removing the lids off tins of paint.