to each her own.

In your spirit of literality, I don't consider a blow job a job, and technically there's really very little blowing. It's not an inflation tube.

I think what works well is some phrase that each party understands, even if their mutual understanding is something unrelated or random phrase. I've heard "baking cookies" as a euphemism for making whoopee, itself a comic sounding bit of nonsense.

Learning what appeals especially to Twil would be a good place to start to look for more superficially acceptable terms, ones with more specific and zexy occult meanings. Words are fun and sexy talk is a reliable and enjoyable way to stretch, to warmup as you would for any other vigorous sexercise.

I hear that's the title of George R. R. Martin's next series of novels.

Only if she has more than one. .... or there are two girls. ...

LJ for short.

My words betray me yet again.

I'll vote for that!

Always hated the term blowjob. Handjob too come to that. They make it sound like you're being asked to do building site work.

Honestly, I'd rather a guy just asked me to suck his cock than for a blowjob.

Don't know what the female version would be though.

The lady asked for

1. a pussy licking
2. a box munching
3. a box lunch
4. a vaginal oration
5. The Gravdigr Special
6. a lip-to-lip revival
7. a trench cleaning
8. a Kuni Lexus
9. a nom job
10. a trip to the lip(s)
11. a good ole clit lickin'
12. the lickety split
13. some face time
14. the royal taster
15. a lickin' before the dickin'

oh god, no. 7 is vile.

Slurpee

Um yeah' no' digr.

I guess I didn't put any stress on the concept of this term being non vomit inducing. Really it should be cute, and non sexual sounding on the surface.

A lickety split maybe.... But the rest of those are right out. #7 is out X 11. If you were actually to refer to that holy grail as a trench.... That may be the end of your association with it. And cleaning? Omgbarf.

:D :lol:

Fairy Bath

That I like!

seafood