If they don't stock Stench & Dredges, then you might be in luck with....

Theakston's Old Peculier.

Bloody hell, that'll put hairs on your chest.

I remember trying to like it when I was younger, because of its reputation. Nah.

they drink quite a lot of it in Germany.

I like Old Peculiar too. Thanks for picking this up and running with it in my absence. Yesterday I had two pints of Nuts (can't remember the brewery) and a pint of Jarl. Now I'm home I'll be back on the Big Dick!

Ohhh there's nothing like a having a Big Dick waiting for you when you get home.

You gurlz R nasty.

And that's before we've even mentioned the Fox's Cock or the Bishop's Finger!

what do you call the relationship between you and the ex's new wife/husband/ S.O.?.....

Insignificant Other?

awkward?
A Duel?

Relay Race

Her next victim?
That poor guy?
Funny, but not indicative.

Her/His Husband/wife 2.0?, 3.0, etc.

Actually, it's probably best not to refer to them much at all anyway.

Soon the boys will be grown and she won't have to. :thumb:

Regifted.

The person - Secondhand [insert name here].

Ooh. Win.