I hope you poke your ear drum with a cotton bud.

I hope you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in your head :)

You're welcome, Jim, have a nice day

I hope when you jump out the window, you catch your eye on a nail

I hope the last page of your book is missing

I hope there's something gooey, that you can't identify, on your coffee mug handle and I hope it gets on your hand

I hope the water fountain shoots water up your nose

I hope you look around for your sunglasses for a moment, only to realize they are on the top of your head.

I hope you forget what you were going to

I hope the hot young girl hitting on you in the bar turns out to be your daughter from a one night stand 20 years ago.

Old Boy!

I hope you fall and scrape your knee.

I hope you bang your shin on the coffee table.

I hope you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in your head!....:mad:

I hope your scooter is out of gas, and you're out of cash, and can't justify going to the ATM for $3.00 to put gas in it, and it's nice out, and it's prolly one of the last scootable days of the year, and you really want to ride your scooter, but, you can't, cuz yer outta gas...uh, yeah, that.

I hope your Viagra kicks in 5 minutes AFTER she leave in frustration!

I hope you put on your winter coat for the fist time of the season and find a wadded up used tissue in the pocket.

I hope your fucking two year old keeps you awake and then tells you in the morning that they're tired.

I hope you have mudd butt and run out of toilet paper in a public restroom