Perfect opportunity for me. I even have my own coat of fur. I'm worried about the diet of bamboo, but for the rest of the perks I'm willing to give it a shot.

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That's over 30 lbs of bamboo. Daily.

:eek:



~Wiki

Damn, that's a lot.

They must shit a LOT

Sure, haven't you heard of shoots, shits, and leaves? :haha:

I got yer high fiber diet, RIGHT HERE.

Those bran muffins I eat taste like they have bamboo in them.