A classic pseudo-commercial from a long line of them. My favorites are (1) Steve's Penis Cream, (2) Bass-o-Matic and (3) Bud Gay.

I think my favorite is still "Colon Blow."

I'm still a "Little Chocolate Donuts" guy. The Bruce Jenner take off made it.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Bud Gay seconded.

Calvin Kleen's "Obsession" - cleaning fluid for OCD, done perfectly in the style of Calvin ads of the day.

Oh shit, I completely forgot about Happy Fun Ball!

Spud Beer.

Puppy Uppers/Doggie Downers.

And wasn't there one for a breakfast cereal made totally of rocks? or was that part of the Colon Blow thing?

Oh Oh OH ... and the car commercial, the one with the ride so smooth you could perform a circumcision in it? (for those who have seen it but are too young to remember, there was a real commercial that ran around the same time featuring a diamond cutting on a cobblestone street).

Add me in as another vote for Happy Fun Ball, which may cause irritation when exposed to certain types of skin.

Wolf, the cereal commercial you are thinking of is for "Quarry."

Happy Fun Ball contains a green glowing substance, presumably from outer space.

Quarry was a good one. Colon Blow is one of my favorites - we miss you, Phil. I really like "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" adult diapers and "Bad Idea Jeans".

Mmmmm, that's good bass!

not to thread-jack...
 

...but I had to share. This morning I was woken up around 5 am by my Mastiff Maximus freaking out. Apparently he had gotten into the garbage and eaten a whole bucket full of chicken bones. So I call the vet. As I'm talking to the vet, he pukes all over me. I mean ALL over. He had a bucket of chicken crap in him in additon to the 7 lbs of dry food he just ate. The good news was that he didn't have to go to the vet. Bad news, I think I'm going to have to burn my clothes. I just read last Friday somewhere that the larger the dog, the less they actually chew, and by the size of the chunks on my chucks, i would agree that they fit a 280 lb dog.....nasty..

I'll stick with women.