Well thats only going to last so long... looks to me like she's running out of room... maybe, guess I don't know whats under the dress :confused:

are you really sure you WANT to?

Such things are what nightmares may be made of! :eek:

Dagney

Such things are what dreams are made of,;)

Hey,I know what under the dress...I've seen it.......
It's more tattoos for as far as you can see (and inside where you can't see!) and something we call a chandelier! ;) :blush: ;)

I'm afraid to ask, but what is the "something" you call a "chandelier":confused:

Lyrics toLydia, The Tatooed Lady


My life was wrapped around the circus. Her name was Lydia.

I met her at the world's fair in 1900, marked down from

1940. Ah, Lydia.



She was the most glorious creature

Under the su-un.

Guiess. DuBarry. Garbo.

Rolled into one.



Oooooooh

Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,

Lydia, the Tatooed Lady.

She has eyes that folks adore so,

And a torso even more so.



Lydia oh lydia, that encyclopedia,

Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo.

On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.

Beside it the wreck of the Hespherous, too.

And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,

You can learn a lot from Lydia.



La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la



When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,

If you step up and tell her where.

For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris,

Or Washington crossing the Delaware.



La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la



Oh Lydia oh lydia, say have you met Lydia,

Oh Lydia the Tatooed Lady

When her muscles start relaxing,

Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson



Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopedia,

oh Lydia the queen of them all!

For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,

With a view of Niagara that nobody has.

And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.

You can learn a lot from Lydia.



La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la



Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso.

Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.

Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.

Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.



La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la



Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon.

Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island.

Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba.

Here's her social security numba.



{whistles}



Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopedia,

Oh Lydia the champ of them all.

She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.

The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.

And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,

For he went and married Lydia.



I said Lydia {He said Lydia}

I said Lydia {We said Lydia}



La La!


Lyrics to Lydia the Tatooed Lady

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