That's your answer for everything!

Hmmm. Pandapanties sound interesting. I wonder if they come in my size?

Careful.

Pandapanties might lead to panting pandas.

It certainly is! The world needs more panties and less tighty whities. Trust me!

I have leopard boxers. Used to have boxers with boxing squirrels on them. Maybe I can find a pic of me posing in those

I'm scared.

I have Pink Floyd boxers.:cool:

To cover the dark side of your moon, I'm sure.

that was good one right there

Outstanding!

I know it is my standard answer, but it was drilled into my head over and over for so many years. I really do need to quit the pity party and stand on my feet. I really am trying hard. I get on here to confess my weaknesses because sometimes you have to tell somebody. I honestly do not have anyone irl I can confess these things to.

In full disclosure, I made it 8 days without a drink or an opiod. Last night, I screwed up and drank a whole fifth of vodka. I admit I enjoyed the release, the buzz, and deep sleep. It was the longest period of sleep I have had since my last drunk. Yes, I'm a chronic insomniac.

I feel bad for you sir but, to be sure, I was talking about big girl panties.

They may still be the answer

Ok, but don't feel bad. I need someone like you to make me feel accountable, to hold my feet to the fire. I really need you and others to show some tough love.

Another thing, never say sir to me. I was and always will be a sergeant. I wear that title with pride and we are never addressed as sir even when we are as old as fuck.