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footfootfoot 01-19-2017 11:58 AM

when Pussies are red
balls will be blue
if that time of month
is a problem for you

monster 01-19-2017 12:17 PM

We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue
We're the internet version
of apes flinging poo

monster 01-19-2017 12:19 PM

Our posts are cheesy
We have plenty of whine
You're clearly crackers
....be our valentine?

footfootfoot 01-19-2017 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 979906)
We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue
We're the internet version
of apes flinging poo

:lol:

Gravdigr 01-19-2017 01:39 PM

Quote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poetry is hard
Your mother's a whore
~Somebody

monster 01-19-2017 01:44 PM

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Get out some green
and they'll show them to you

monster 01-19-2017 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 979914)
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Get out some green
and they'll show them to you

....or are ya yella,
pansy-boy fella?


Orange you going to get outraged at my colorful repartee?

monster 01-19-2017 01:48 PM

Roses are black
Violets are black
I'm so depressed
Let's hit the sack

footfootfoot 01-19-2017 02:10 PM

money is green
Roses are red
just for the latter
I ain't gonna spread

monster 01-19-2017 04:21 PM

Roses are thorny
Violets are limp
If you aren't either
talk to my pimp

footfootfoot 01-20-2017 06:45 PM

Flowers are a plant's genitals
A gift rare and true
I'll castrate a plant
Cause I wanna stick it in you.



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Gravdigr 01-21-2017 01:45 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bored
Let's screw

monster 02-04-2017 10:50 AM

Fourteen is red
Seven is blue
Whether ketchup or mustard
We will love you :)

xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2017 10:52 AM

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face
Slander my name
All over the place

You can burn my house
Steal my car
Drink my liquor
From an old fruit jar

Do anything that you want to do
But you can’t make me not love you

classicman 02-04-2017 12:32 PM

I got nobody,
Don't care about you,
Spend all your money,
I'll still be the foo'


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