when Pussies are red
balls will be blue
if that time of month
is a problem for you

We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue
We're the internet version
of apes flinging poo

Our posts are cheesy
We have plenty of whine
You're clearly crackers
....be our valentine?

:lol:

~Somebody

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Get out some green
and they'll show them to you

....or are ya yella,
pansy-boy fella?


Orange you going to get outraged at my colorful repartee?

Roses are black
Violets are black
I'm so depressed
Let's hit the sack

money is green
Roses are red
just for the latter
I ain't gonna spread

Roses are thorny
Violets are limp
If you aren't either
talk to my pimp

Flowers are a plant's genitals
A gift rare and true
I'll castrate a plant
Cause I wanna stick it in you.



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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bored
Let's screw

Fourteen is red
Seven is blue
Whether ketchup or mustard
We will love you :)

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face
Slander my name
All over the place

You can burn my house
Steal my car
Drink my liquor
From an old fruit jar

Do anything that you want to do
But you can’t make me not love you

I got nobody,
Don't care about you,
Spend all your money,
I'll still be the foo'