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lumberjim 08-19-2019 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1037196)
excellent. I hope to see a few pounds gone when I step on the scale tomorrow. I dream. Also moving. We unloaded and entire U-Haul Truck in 90 minutes in 90 degree humid weather. I didn't know it was possible for cotton clothes to hold that much fluid.....

I know, right? I wear the moisture wicking exercise shirts and a cooling bandana. When I ring out the bandana, I get a frigging gallon.

Unloading always takes 1/3 the time as loading.

captainhook455 08-19-2019 10:12 AM

90° at 7am. I was feeding the outside zoo and making sure they have clean water in this heat. My hummingbirds are getting ready for the big move. Quite aggressive trying to protect their food supply. I bought more feeders and spread them out so they won't fight over them. The feeders that are away from the house I add a pinch of cherry Kool aid so I can keep track from the porch.

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lumberjim 08-19-2019 06:09 PM

11 hours with the movers today. Old houses and 2nd floor treadmills =pain. And huge wardrobes do too. I had to teach them to use straps after the boss got his leg stuck painfully at the top of the steps.

I'm pooped.

zippyt 08-19-2019 07:19 PM

East coast Sissy !!!!


lumberjim 08-20-2019 07:49 AM

I guess you didn't actually watch the video?

I thought that was that English wanker that does that news show. He just yammered on about you tube commenters getting offended. I was expecting some kind of proof. Like the title of the video says. So... He's a liar.
I mean, he's right about people being sissies, but he offered no statistics to show that most of them live in the east. How do you even know where someone is from, from a you turd comment?

Nice try. I do appreciate the sentiment.

I still have a bunch to do, and the flooring guy is fucking with me.... They all seem to be Vietnamese around here, and they're all liars. (that's a reference to the above video, just kidding, don't flame me)

captainhook455 08-20-2019 10:48 AM

It is easy to tell where people are from. Beautiful people are from CA, ugly fuckers are from the Midwest especially Kansas, so so ugly with big Adams apples and lots of body hair are New Englanders, ones that look stupid then open their mouths are from the Carolinas and physically fit are from Florida and the gulf coast. Is that enough commas. Last but not least I prefer whatever state this lady comes from.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...06d6ee0331.jpg

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Gravdigr 08-20-2019 04:42 PM

I'd prefer that young lady in a state of undress.

An advanced state of undress.

captainhook455 08-20-2019 06:21 PM

She needs to look where she is going so to avoid a crash and skin those melons.

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lumberjim 08-21-2019 12:59 AM

This heat advisory has coincided exactly with my 4 day "vacation".

Says here it's in effect until 8pm weds evening.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...cf7d6bfcd1.jpg

Really. Fuck you, humidity. I'm taking this personally. I've got bat wings, and you are to blame. Up and down the goddamned stairs. My knee hates me.

I also blame Amazon. How do we have this much crap?! I just want to leave the rest of it here.

Gravdigr 08-21-2019 01:20 PM

Are you using the year (or six month) rule?

When moving, if ya haven't used it the last year (or six months) it gets tossed.

And fuck humidity.

lumberjim 08-21-2019 02:03 PM

2 move rule in effect, but not strictly. I should have spent the last 2 months throwing things away sneaky like.

xoxoxoBruce 08-22-2019 12:09 AM

Hey, sneaky like? That sounds like you're blaming her. :headshake

lumberjim 08-22-2019 09:02 AM

Not blaming anyone. She just has a harder time throwing shit away. She had mash potato flakes from 2014 in her cupboard

xoxoxoBruce 08-22-2019 12:26 PM

That's good in case you are compelled to build a miniature Devils Tower mountain at 3 AM.
Or a ne'er do well relative shows up hungry. :haha:

Gravdigr 08-23-2019 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1037311)
She had mash potato flakes from 2014 in her cupboard

Heh, not a tater gal, I reckon...


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