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Crimson Ghost

03-05-2020 12:06 AM

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)
Mongolia

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....
DJ Spinderella

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?
All politicians should emulate Budd Dwyer

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?
When it rings the doorbell

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?
I usually bet on diesel powered nuns.

6) Red or Green?
Yes, but not Harold. His voice, ugh.

7) What is your favorite consonant?
Australia

8) Do you floss your teeth?
No, I have them sent out to be waxed.

9) Do you have a valid passport?
Valid for what?

10) Rome or Athens?
I can't enter Georgia. Goes back to when I helped those two cousins outwit the sheriff and the fat little county commissioner...

lumberjim

03-05-2020 12:45 PM

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)

country

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....

pepper. if it's only days.

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?

saywhatnow?

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

little red buds on the maple branches

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?

Sumo Wrestling or strongest man(those atlas balls aren't used as a ball)

6) Red or Green?

Red ....cock

7) What is your favorite consonant?

LJ

8) Do you floss your teeth?

do those little flosser picks count? then yes. after every meal at this point

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yessum, let's go!

10) Rome or Athens?

Athens is on my list of places to take my passport.

monster

03-08-2020 10:57 PM

4. SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!! BajaBoi came and got his bike out of winter storage (my garage), changed the oil and stuff and lo, the sound of suzuki was heard in the land

Gravdigr

03-17-2020 09:12 PM

Water maples are budding out. It's spring.

footfootfoot

03-21-2020 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1046968)

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

Spring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? Course you do!

But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park

When they see us coming
The birdies all try and hide
But they still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch? Every men's sport involves a ball of some shape. I'll say women's hockey.

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yes

10) Rome or Athens?

You pick. I knew there was a reason you asked #9!

I just played tht song for my kids three days ago! Their firt exposure to Tom Lehrer.

footfootfoot

03-21-2020 09:16 AM

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)

Country

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....

Salt, duh.

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?

Butt plug. Wait, what was the question again?

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

The damp air, smell of wet, decaying leaves, rain, crocuses.

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?

Watch?Lawn Darts. Play? Probably Cycling.

6) Red or Green?

Cadmium Red Deep

7) What is your favorite consonant?

G

8) Do you floss your teeth?

Only the ones I want to keep.

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yes

10) Rome or Athens?

Athens

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