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Urbane Guerrilla 09-22-2006 06:52 PM

Doctors bury their mistakes; pizza people mostly eat theirs.

Trilby 09-24-2006 08:11 AM

I've been waiting for this thread to devolve into some sort of cheesy porn scenario rip-off but so far-nothing. Doesn't anyone have a story about getting it on with your best friend and the pizza delivery guy? It's not a classic story for nothing, you know. I'll bet it's happend TONS of times.

footfootfoot 09-24-2006 08:47 AM

There was this one time at pizza camp...

Clodfobble 09-24-2006 10:00 AM

I worked at a pizza place for years in high school. Two separate drivers claimed to have been propositioned in that manner, but they declined because A.) said women did not look like porn stars, and B.) they did not want to lose their jobs for taking too long on a run.

footfootfoot 09-24-2006 01:08 PM

I think B.) is where a lot of those "I never thought those letters were real until I was delivering a pizza one night..." lose me. Anyone who has been involved in any way with pizzas knows that it's all about the hustle.

Besides, I prefer the cabana boy gets an eyeful story line better.

rkzenrage 09-24-2006 02:44 PM

One of the few jobs I have never had.
I almost always over-tip. I blame the cook when it is his fault, I have been a server.
I get pissed when they don't let me give directions to new drivers. If they don't make it on time after this, no tip.
Gotta' try that "dead order thing" with my normal order for future frozen snacks, good tip, thanks.
With the new insulated bags, I'm pretty lenient with the times as long as they are honest about it before hand or call me to let me know they are running behind, which my place is really good about.
I normally order from privately owned joints, I prefer Chicago style.

BrianR 09-25-2006 06:47 AM

I know for a fact that Richh and a girl did "tip" a pizza guy that way. The girl, not Richh.

footfootfoot 09-25-2006 11:23 AM

I remember you posted links to his story archives a while back. And I remember the story. It had a happy ending as I recall.

KinkyVixen 09-25-2006 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
I've been waiting for this thread to devolve into some sort of cheesy porn scenario rip-off but so far-nothing. Doesn't anyone have a story about getting it on with your best friend and the pizza delivery guy? It's not a classic story for nothing, you know. I'll bet it's happend TONS of times.


No...but I do have a story about the alarm system service men. I had been trying to arrange a time for weeks for them to come in and remove the alarm system. I have a slightly busy schedule that doesn't accomodate anything but late night events so they decided that they would come early one morning, around 7ish before I had to be at work. I am not a morning person by any means of the word. I despise mornings. Anyway, I completely forgot that they were supposed to come over, but I had left a note on the door for a "friend" who was also coming by...and jumped in the shower. I walked out of the bathroom, naked mind you, and into the faces of two completely strange men. If I wouldn't have been so completely freaked out and scared...maybe it could have been a better story huh? One of them was actually pretty cute.

Spexxvet 09-25-2006 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
No...but I do have a story about the alarm system service men. I had been trying to arrange a time for weeks for them to come in and remove the alarm system. I have a slightly busy schedule that doesn't accomodate anything but late night events so they decided that they would come early one morning, around 7ish before I had to be at work. I am not a morning person by any means of the word. I despise mornings. Anyway, I completely forgot that they were supposed to come over, but I had left a note on the door for a "friend" who was also coming by...and jumped in the shower. I walked out of the bathroom, naked mind you, and into the faces of two completely strange men. If I wouldn't have been so completely freaked out and scared...maybe it could have been a better story huh? One of them was actually pretty cute.

Any photos you're willing to post?

KinkyVixen 09-25-2006 04:44 PM

Actually, I do have photos and video...but none that I'm just willing to post for the hell of it lol. Nice try tho :Þ

MaggieL 09-25-2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
We have a couple places that do manage this for us. My dept. is a captive audience. We're not permitted to leave the building so if we want something, it means a phone call.

Well, if you ever need somebody to make a point to the staff at Amadeos Too in person, give me a jingle...we're only a few blocks away and the staff knows us well.

Alos, if you don't know about them, try Tony's on Germantown Pike in Plymouth Meeting sometime. Scathingly good pizza and 'bolis. If they will deliver that far.

wolf 09-25-2006 09:49 PM

They might not make it to work, but they are probably in range of home. I'll have to give them a try.

We were recently happily surprised by Olympus Pizza in Swede Square, and we have really been liking Greco-Roman in Trooper. I guess it's trooper. You know, the no-man's land between Jeffersonville and Eagleville?

extemporaneous 09-25-2006 11:13 PM

i havent had pizza in sooo long...mmm...pizza. aramingo avenue and cambria st. aramingo's best pizza: the best sliced pie you could eat.
ever.

rkzenrage 09-26-2006 12:18 AM

Mine, or my Mom's, home-made is not to be sneezed at. We have the terra cotta bricks and lots of great recipes for dough and am very good at it after all these years of making it.


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