Ugh -- not good. I drove past an incident of this exact description on Interstate 75 in Georgia, yesterday. That was a little unpleasant. They should never have implemented those automatic seatbelts, as no one ever seems to bother to put on the lap belts.

It is my firm opinion that booze makes the stress of the holidays a little more tolerable. The more booze, the better. (sometimes)

The best way to handle the stress of the holidays is to find a sufficiently-equipped hidden cave (hot running water, food, sanitary facilities, TV with all the premium channels, anonymized Internet connection) and hide out from Nov 1 to Jan 2.

C'mon people, get with it. Why hermitize when you can go out and spoil everyone elses holiday. Bwahahahaha.:haha: