Any time you need to be insulted, you infected sore, just let me know. :)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

oh, so by referring to my calling you "dycamore" you assume i mean you have "more dick"? what if it is interpeted aurally by the french: loves dick?

tee heee heee

thanks for the typing tips, hammer

Are you high right now? It's almost obvious.

You need another hobby. :)

I should have known.

Let me try this again.

I will explain it in short sentences.

I do not wish to confuse you further.

I didn't say that an insult thread wouldn't work.

I said you were a car salesman.

THAT was the insult.

Should have known that would just fucking VOOOOM right over your pointy little head.

Otherwise you would have a job where you could make real decisions.

Instead of having to "check with my sales manager" every 10 minutes.

ok, let ME put THIS in short sentences since you ignored it the first time:

I'm the FINANCE MANAGER.

I am not a car salesman.

I AM the guy they check with.

I make the decisions about what rate you'll pay. among other things.
:p
now don;t you have to go clean out some psycho's bedpan?

Oooooooh. So you sucked at selling cars, but they trusted you with the math ... ;)

When the bedpan issue comes up at work ...

"Excuse me, could someone with less education that I have give me a hand here ..."

i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!" it works, I SELL! Maybe I could tone it down a bit, and just choke a few people.

besides, you don't get promoted because you suck, you get fired or put on 3rd shift. ;)

The Jerky Boy's material is funny even as text.


Dont make me come ovah dare for you eda, tough guy!

Don't make me drive over there, Jethro.

I dont think it was actually worded as drive, but I fucked it up either way.

You'd probably sell your wife and kids if you could.

so who says i cant?

One of these days I'm gonna have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong talk with that boy.

I was thinkin' about driving up to Philly to buy a car from lumberjim - I figgered, well, if I'm gonna get screwed over I might as well get poked from someone who could use the money!

:D

Plus, if he really screws you over, there are enough of us up here to deal with him appropriately.