Only 80 grit and you call yourself a man? 40 grit is where the real action is. Don't worry about hemrhoids that way. Takes them right of with the scat remnants.

That gentle tingling sensation you get tells you its working!

And for kicks I like to pick my belly button lint and eat that.
But why does it smell so?

I used to bite my toenails, but not so much lately. Sucks getting old and not so limber.

Ear wax tastes nasty.
Fingernail clippings are sharp.

Maybe there is some nutrition in snot that is expensive to lose, so the body recycles it. Saliva might be able to kill off the germs, if not then your hydrochloric acid tummy probably could.

The eyes are a more vulnerable point. White people's eyes aren't very good at cleaning themselves out.

I wouldn't discount the possiblity of at least some people answering the poll sarcastically.

The dingleberries taste like dingleberries!

Sorry, just watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

If you think its boogers,but it's snot..

The eternal debate between kids:

's not!
's too!

Apparently it's good for you.