aw, goddammit.

look. radar can restrain himself. dana and jag, if you don;t stop it, i'm going to ..........do nothing, but i'll be all pissed off.

go start a taxes and politics thread to argue on.

fucking serious talkin......matters of state bullshit.....policy and gloom.......crap crap crappishness.

I know you're right bruce, but i am still compelled to rail at them for it. maybe my superpower should have been:


I'm supercompromise man!

I can form a consensus in a single bound! Able to leap tall debates faster than a speeding bullet. and so on and so forth

you need to get used to the concept of a good old fashioned threadjack :P

What!? There are nonconformists on this board???? I'm Telling! (flounces off in her taffeta dress and shiny black, patent leather Mary Janes) "MAAaaaaa!"

PS As for superhuman powers, I know this sounds all touchy feely, soft-hearted girl-like, but I'd like to have the power to heal people and make them feel better.

*mutters an apology and rolls another joint*

I'd like to telecommunicate with people...

That's called schizophrenia. ;)

Apology for what? Radar started it. Say, can I have a toke?;)

*passes joint to marichiko* sure can

I do have to admit it.They have a longer growing season out here in Oregon.

Sighhhhh.

Flight.

I love dreams about flying... does everyone have those? In my dreams it take effort, like swimming. Jim says it's like a magic caropet ride in his dreams, just with different objects.

*Inhaling deeply* Wow! That cyberweed of yours packs a kick! I think I'll go find a bakery to eat!;)

mmmmmmm..... pastries.........

I didn't want to come up with something that was already mentioned. . . first came to mind is teleportation, and then something along the same line as marichiko's idea, but I think I'm going to have to stick with that one.

I want to be able to alter people's moods. Make grumpy people become insanely happy for no good reason; to be able to put someone in their place; make someone feel insecure all of a sudden when they're getting uppity - calm someone down who's panicking about something they don't need to... oh, the fun I could have....

Whoohoo, I could be the happy drug!

:D

for me...

perpetual perfect health.

Can "all Spider-man's powers" count as a superpower? Because I want that. The movie one, so I can have organic webshooters, only because I'm not smart enough to invent something like that. Although I'm gonna just admit here and now that I would use those powers for far more nefarious purposes than good old Peter Parker.