Well, I do like his "kidde-ride".:)

Definitely Atkins-friendly, but not Kosher!

And that's only the remnants of his foreskin!

...and a bed full of of Pastrami is definitely a work of art.

i keep trying to say something funny about that, HP, but......this new program you "recomended" doesn't seem to want to let me say anyhing rude about you. how's it do that?

lemme try again:
asdhfaisonc
asdljmce jwqpjv;mao--9
[0kwokf049m w


see?

that was supposed to say :
asdhfaisonc
asdljmce jwqpjv;mao--9
[0kwokf049m w

shit!

let me try sarcasm.....

...and a bed full of of Pastrami is definitely a work of art.

ok, guess i'll just be subtle.

It's a tradeoff. I mean really... what's more important: saying rude things about me, or getting your apostrophes where they belong? Priorities, man.

wow what a waste of meat! there are starving people in China who could live off that meat for months! and the poor bedsheets...:(

Yeah, if those were nice sheets - what a waste!

Rabbi Ham
 

Looks like a Rabbi, blessing the unkosher corned beef

He's back in the news!


Chocolate Jesus exhibit cancelled
A New York art gallery has decided to cancel an exhibit of a chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ after protests by a US Catholic group.
The six-foot (1.8m) sculpture, entitled "My Sweet Lord", depicts a naked Jesus Christ with his arms outspread.

The sculpture, by artist Cosimo Cavallaro, was to have been displayed from Monday at Manhattan's Lab Gallery.

The timing, over Easter Holy Week - the most important part of the Christian year - provoked an outcry.

The Roger Smith Hotel housing the Lab gallery decided to cancel the exhibition after the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights called for a boycott.

'Strong-arming'

"We're delighted with the outcome," said Kiera McCaffrey, spokeswoman for the League.

Ms McCaffrey had called the exhibit "an assault on Christians".

"They would never dare do something similar with a chocolate statue of the Prophet Mohammed naked with his genitals exposed during Ramadan."

The Lab gallery's artistic director, Matt Semler, has offered his resignation, saying the decision to cancel the exhibition was a result of "strong-arming from people who haven't seen the show, seen what we're doing.

"They jumped to conclusions completely contrary to our intentions," he said.

Mr Semler said the timing of the exhibition - when Christians mark the crucifixion and resurrection of Christ - was coincidental.

Canadian-born Mr Cavallaro is known for using food ingredients in his art, on one occasion painting a hotel room in mozzarella cheese.

He used 200 pounds (90 kg) of chocolate to make the sculpture which, unusually, depicts Jesus without a loincloth. It showed him suspended in air with his arms spread wide, as if crucified.

I don't get it. When you go to church they make you eat the body of Christ and drink his blood. Why can't they let it taste good once in a while?

That makes me wonder...when Catholics eat the body of Christ, what part are they eating? I went through all that for years, and I don't like organ meats.

Oh fuck...I just gave Shel way too much ammo there...

Ammo? I guess I can shoot now. ;)

Damnit...another ham-fisted thread.

Here is a better image of his sculpture from his website