basturd:

an illegitimate turd

Cussturd - yellow and liquid and so hot it makes you cuss on the way out :eek: !

Cut that shit out!

:vomit:

musturd- self explanitory

the "oh dear sweet god, please let me live" turd

2 different meanings:

1) the turd is so robust that the soft, dainty ring of muscle is in danger of ripping in two
(search "extreme bowel prolapse" for some award winning examples)

2) having consumed items not in the best of condition (ie: hot egg salad, too much dried fruit, ect......), your insides have melted and are now marching out of your hind end. praying to "deity" to let you live includes: hanging on to the sink; crying; checking to make sure your intestine is still inside you; banging your head against the wall, hoping to pass out and when you wake up, it'll all be over; ect...........

corn enhanced 4th of July bbq turd

white turds (what you get when you have an upper GI done)

Returd = dumbshit

howdy hi!...mr hanky

Nobody should be without one!

<a href="http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php">The Turd Twister</a>

the "watermelon" turd - one so big it wets your entire ass on the water entry

the "Canary" turd -
one that is so rancid and evil, that an innocent canary must be sent into the bathroom to see if a human can survive.

The World Famous "Hershey Squirt".