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capnhowdy 08-04-2005 07:31 PM

I reckon the little blue ball between the hitee's fists is his scrotum.
Last time I did this I had a hangover for three days. :cool:

capnhowdy 08-04-2005 07:33 PM

BTW..... Vodka martini, anyone?

xoxoxoBruce 08-04-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
More proof that men are weird.

Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax? :thepain:

LCanal 08-05-2005 04:48 AM

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What do you expect from a group who didn't even have parachutes until 1957?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
Hmm. Didn't they woop Hitler's ass back in '40 something. :rattat: Ok they didn't do so well in Afganistan but we're still there after '90 something. :headshake

There'a a joke somewhere about picking an argument with a Para but it escapes me....

Ubergeek 08-05-2005 10:00 AM

It's probably just a toughening up excersice... you know... in case they end up landing on their heads.

Besides, there is just something unatural about jumping out of an airplane that's not on fire.

Hobbs 08-05-2005 12:56 PM

Every since they brought down the wall, they've been looking for something to do with all those sledgehammers.

Troubleshooter 08-05-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax? :thepain:

How about a Brazilian Wax? (NSFW) And by the way, fucking ouch!

http://leenks.com/media359.htm

Hobbs 08-05-2005 01:06 PM

Holy crap! I just read the caption! Wonder how they plan to celebrate in another 25 years? Why didn't they just celebrate by jumping off a building...head first without parachutes into solid concrete? They finally found something that gives them a bigger headache besides the moring after a vodka binge. Ack! Someone stop me!

Trilby 08-05-2005 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax? :thepain:


Ok, but the reason women get bikini waxes is for SEX. SEX. Usually with some non-deserving man, too. That should be reason enough for guys. Women are very self-conscious when it comes to not being Miss Supermodel and feeling they must meet some sort of standard and that is the reason for the ouchy-wax. We do a lot of stuff for you guys. Really! As much as you guys do for us! :heartpump

tw 08-05-2005 07:46 PM

Is tylenol sold in Russia?

xoxoxoBruce 08-05-2005 09:44 PM

Don't need tylenol, Vodka cures everything.
No, wait, That's Vodka causes everything....like thinking getting hit with a sledgehammer would be a hoot. :lol:

Elspode 08-07-2005 11:47 PM

Bri, I just want to go on the record as saying that I would never expect a woman to go through anything like a frigging bikini waxing for me. That shit is crazy.

xoxoxoBruce 08-08-2005 07:57 PM

Don't worry Elspode, they won't. Despite Brianna's speech, all a woman has to do for sex is show up naked...bringing beer is a bonus.
The waxing, fashions, make-up and all the rest, is not for you and me.
No, not us,....IT'S FOR OTHER WOMEN. ;)

bumblebee 08-09-2005 12:10 AM

i wonder what the noise is all about. i ve seen things like this on tv more often then you guys seen george w. bush
i think breaking bricks with one's head a bit cooler than this
and they do it not to celebrate something but just as a boring routine =)))

xoxoxoBruce 08-09-2005 07:42 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, bumblebee. :)
Television is about moving pictures...you see it and move on.
This IoTD, on the other hand, is a still picture.....so we're still analyzing it. :lol:


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