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Shawnee123 08-27-2008 08:57 AM

See, I thought HLJ was Jebus, then I realized he's just HUNG like Jebus.

I'm confused too!

HungLikeJesus 08-27-2008 09:14 AM

I just had a great idea. I'm going to sign up for one of those christian dating websites. I wonder what kind of response I'll get.

Sheldonrs 08-27-2008 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 478582)
I just had a great idea. I'm going to sign up for one of those christian dating websites. I wonder what kind of response I'll get.

Depends on if you're looking for love or to just get nailed. lol!!

Shawnee123 08-27-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 478582)
I just had a great idea. I'm going to sign up for one of those christian dating websites. I wonder what kind of response I'll get.

I totally double dog dare you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 478584)
Depends on if you're looking for love or to just get nailed. lol!!

Love does not envy, love does not boast, love does not hang out in christian chatrooms pretending to have a big wooden stick...

Sheldonrs 08-27-2008 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 478592)
I totally double dog dare you.



Love does not envy, love does not boast, love does not hang out in christian chatrooms pretending to have a big wooden stick...

More like a big wooden cross. ;-)

SteveDallas 08-27-2008 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 478570)
I thought he was Jesus?? Damn. Now I'm all confused again.

Shh!!

"Jesus warned them not to tell anyone about him." (Mark 8:30)

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 478592)
Love does not envy, love does not boast, love does not hang out in christian chatrooms pretending to have a big wooden stick...

Surely you've seen this?

Shawnee123 08-27-2008 11:43 AM

No, and I still haven't. Seriously, the pictures are red-x'd...but I get the gist. That is pretty funny.

SteveDallas 08-27-2008 11:51 AM

Yikes! My bad. I'll have to dig up a direct posting when I have a chance.

Maui Nick 09-05-2008 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 478632)
No, and I still haven't. Seriously, the pictures are red-x'd...but I get the gist. That is pretty funny.

Google image search presents ...

:D

Shawnee123 09-05-2008 01:38 PM

"There is no limit to it's faith" I don't know, maybe it's a mole.

If there were to be a typo, it would have been better to say "Butt the greatest of them all is love."

richlevy 09-06-2008 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Maui Nick (Post 481333)

It would be a great way to get teenage boys to go to Sunday school.

"And now Miss Jenny will bend over and present us with todays reading".:p

Of course you'd have to use henna or you'd need a thousand hot girls.

Elspode 09-07-2008 09:16 PM

I always like a little inspirational reading when I'm pounding away doggie style. Doesn't everyone?


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