hmmm. i wonder if they're southerners?

nice package?

What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?

We were camping once, and one of the guys, well inebriated, was lighting his farts thru his windpants. You know, the kind that go 'swoosh swossh swoosh' when you walk? He melted them. :shock: I don't remember much of that night, but I do remember that.

You know how women get all touchy feely. :lol:

Why?

RE: the above: Um...No.

What was she thinking? She's gonna be sorry when she's sixty. Jeez.

More likely she'll regret it at 45 and be proud of it at 60. :lol:

I hope it's the lens making her butt look that wide. :worried:

What gets me is that it appears that her perineum (area between anus and vulva) has been tatooed. That had to have hurt a lot.http://www.cellar.org/images/newsmilies/pain3.gif

i think it might just be natural stainage

So what... If it hurt... Not my problem. She knew what she did, didn't she? And if not, stupid b****. :D
I just wouldn't like to see when she's got the running jim (ij you know what i mean) :lol:

Dudes - if you think that is extreme, look at this

Or this - for a naval exercise.

But for the ultimate party animal...

Well, that's it for today. I am going into the hospital for a serious back operation tomorrow - Decompression L2 through SI. Have been living on darvocet and Canadian Mist, so I am not responsible for anything I do or say. So there.

oooowwwwwwwwwwwww. who the hell puts a butterfly there???

Bon Chance, joelnwil.

PS darvocets are for amatuers. Get ya some real shit apres operation, K?

someone who likes to spread their wings.

[Dr Lecter voice]The butterrfly signifies transformation [/Dr. Lecter]

darvocet: glorified aspirin

Good luck with the operation. :thumbsup:

Good luck with the surgery, joel.

I always thought this one was pretty fucked up.

What woman would want to be on the receiving end of that?

BTW, I thought that having ones penis tatooed was painful, but testicles? OUCH!http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/eek.gif

There's a distinct possibility that Puff isn't used on women, Rich...

OK, then what sane human being would want to be on the receiving end of that? Don't all raise your hands at once.

Well, just to update you, I had the operation and survived. Also, there is no more pain down my right leg. But horrible pain at the incision, which is about 8 inches.

I will try to find some more great stuff to post. The dragon penis was very instructive.

So as a newbie here.....and having been on the most fantastic of vacations....I find the tats intriguing. On the male of course. I most definitely would take my time inspecting each pic carefully and enjoying myself. Although that had to be the most painful experience EVER!

Good news there, Joel...here's to a speedy recovery.

Glad you're OK, joelnwil.:bandaid:

Teh King spreads mayo on some buns...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er19/74ug1.jpg

To quote Mel Brooks "It's good to be the King.":king:

Why the King has no children ---

If he thinks those are the buns, he's probably wrong about other important areas as well.

he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!

It's really the piss boy.:lol:

"You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!" :footpyth:
Anyways.
This caught my eye on fark because it took place in my native North Carolina. It includes the following bit of medical knowledge:
Thanks for clearing that up, doc! I was thinking lots of people were into it. :headshake

Good Grief! :speechls:

Medicine without malice, that is why I was sick for two months with strep, my doctors were practicing with malice.

Mad Cows? :blush:

i have a strange desire to pour milk all over myself....

MADD Cows...

HM, I think I've soiled myself. :lol2:

more like maEE cows.

Got MILF?

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/8...5f21ffb5d4.jpg

I woudn't even host this one myself. Had to check three times to make sure... it's a parody.

When I first saw that ad, I though it might be legit but of course in very bad taste. But, when I read the text, "......busting their fresh asses to make America proud.", I realized it was a complete hoax.......isn't it? :eyebrow:

Pardon me whilst I apply some Clorox to my eyeballs.

Porn Queens with and with out street cloths ,
http://behindbarbedwire.blogspot.com...t-clothes.html

I was pretty amazed at how unremarkable most of them were, clothed.

Except the Asian chick in the schoolgirl outfit. Even I get that.

Really !!!
Have we uncovered a secret kink of the WolfMistress ????

I'd be surprised if Wolf had a secret kink that would be in common with say........most everyone. :headshake

Well tying all of this together, it looks like the only woman in that shoot I recognized was Nina Hartley, who is also a registered nurse. Of course, this is according to her IMDB bio, which also states that she is my age. Hah!

While I believe that she is older than 47, I must say that she still looks good in those pictures.

BTW Wolf, if you had a chance to do it all over again, which would you choose, porn star or nurse?;)

lets see if this works ,
<a href="http://secure.faithbelle.com/track/Mzc3MzoxNToxNQ/?tour=fbcam"><img src="http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveit25.jpg" </a>

What city do you see ???

I see London. :blush:

I see France...
(actually, it does work. I see DC)

That is officially fucking scary. Less scary, now that I have looked at it via a proxy server, but damn ...

France isn't a city.
DC? You mean De C at the beginning of captain? :confused:

What D or C? You can't see her tits at all ...

You can't see her tits at all .
ok then how about this ,http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5...0/dance_on.jpg

how about this?
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4585/woow9am.png

This reminds me of an old joke, the punch line of which is, "Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"

Eewww...