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lumberjim 03-02-2006 01:07 PM

hmmm. i wonder if they're southerners?

capnhowdy 03-02-2006 07:56 PM

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nice package?

LabRat 03-03-2006 11:43 AM

What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?

We were camping once, and one of the guys, well inebriated, was lighting his farts thru his windpants. You know, the kind that go 'swoosh swossh swoosh' when you walk? He melted them. :shock: I don't remember much of that night, but I do remember that.

xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2006 06:02 PM

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What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?
You know how women get all touchy feely. :lol:

wolf 03-06-2006 12:40 AM

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Why?

Trilby 03-06-2006 06:19 AM

RE: the above: Um...No.

What was she thinking? She's gonna be sorry when she's sixty. Jeez.

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2006 06:08 PM

More likely she'll regret it at 45 and be proud of it at 60. :lol:

capnhowdy 03-07-2006 07:21 PM

I hope it's the lens making her butt look that wide. :worried:

richlevy 03-07-2006 07:30 PM

What gets me is that it appears that her perineum (area between anus and vulva) has been tatooed. That had to have hurt a lot.http://www.cellar.org/images/newsmilies/pain3.gif

Kagen4o4 03-07-2006 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
What gets me is that it appears that her perineum (area between anus and vulva) has been tatooed. That had to have hurt a lot.http://www.cellar.org/images/newsmilies/pain3.gif

i think it might just be natural stainage

Pi 03-08-2006 02:29 PM

So what... If it hurt... Not my problem. She knew what she did, didn't she? And if not, stupid b****. :D
I just wouldn't like to see when she's got the running jim (ij you know what i mean) :lol:

joelnwil 03-08-2006 03:11 PM

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Dudes - if you think that is extreme, look at this

joelnwil 03-08-2006 03:12 PM

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Or this - for a naval exercise.

joelnwil 03-08-2006 03:15 PM

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But for the ultimate party animal...

joelnwil 03-08-2006 03:17 PM

Well, that's it for today. I am going into the hospital for a serious back operation tomorrow - Decompression L2 through SI. Have been living on darvocet and Canadian Mist, so I am not responsible for anything I do or say. So there.

Kagen4o4 03-08-2006 03:33 PM

oooowwwwwwwwwwwww. who the hell puts a butterfly there???

Trilby 03-08-2006 04:05 PM

Bon Chance, joelnwil.

PS darvocets are for amatuers. Get ya some real shit apres operation, K?

barefoot serpent 03-08-2006 04:05 PM

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oooowwwwwwwwwwwww. who the hell puts a butterfly there???
someone who likes to spread their wings.

[Dr Lecter voice]The butterrfly signifies transformation [/Dr. Lecter]

capnhowdy 03-08-2006 06:31 PM

darvocet: glorified aspirin

xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2006 07:30 PM

Good luck with the operation. :thumbsup:

wolf 03-08-2006 10:29 PM

Good luck with the surgery, joel.

wolf 03-08-2006 10:30 PM

I always thought this one was pretty fucked up.

richlevy 03-09-2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

What woman would want to be on the receiving end of that?

BTW, I thought that having ones penis tatooed was painful, but testicles? OUCH!http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/eek.gif

Elspode 03-12-2006 11:47 AM

There's a distinct possibility that Puff isn't used on women, Rich...

richlevy 03-12-2006 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
There's a distinct possibility that Puff isn't used on women, Rich...

OK, then what sane human being would want to be on the receiving end of that? Don't all raise your hands at once.

joelnwil 03-12-2006 04:38 PM

Well, just to update you, I had the operation and survived. Also, there is no more pain down my right leg. But horrible pain at the incision, which is about 8 inches.

I will try to find some more great stuff to post. The dragon penis was very instructive.

kgg 03-12-2006 05:12 PM

So as a newbie here.....and having been on the most fantastic of vacations....I find the tats intriguing. On the male of course. I most definitely would take my time inspecting each pic carefully and enjoying myself. Although that had to be the most painful experience EVER!

Elspode 03-12-2006 05:32 PM

Good news there, Joel...here's to a speedy recovery.

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2006 07:06 PM

Glad you're OK, joelnwil.:bandaid:

barefoot serpent 03-31-2006 11:43 AM

Teh King spreads mayo on some buns...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er19/74ug1.jpg

richlevy 03-31-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
Teh King spreads mayo on some buns...

To quote Mel Brooks "It's good to be the King.":king:

dar512 03-31-2006 09:39 PM

Why the King has no children ---

If he thinks those are the buns, he's probably wrong about other important areas as well.

zippyt 03-31-2006 09:57 PM

he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2006 12:14 AM

It's really the piss boy.:lol:

SteveDallas 04-01-2006 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!

"You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!" :footpyth:
Anyways.
This caught my eye on fark because it took place in my native North Carolina. It includes the following bit of medical knowledge:
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Dr. Paul Appelbaum, a professor of psychiatry at Columbia University and a past president of the American Psychiatric Association, said voluntary castration appears to be a very rare phenomenon.
Thanks for clearing that up, doc! I was thinking lots of people were into it. :headshake

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2006 01:19 AM

Good Grief! :speechls:

kelliekd 04-01-2006 01:20 PM

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Danny Carroll Reeves, 49, of 541 Peace Mountain Road, on charges of maiming and castration without malice, conspiracy and practicing medicine without malice.
Medicine without malice, that is why I was sick for two months with strep, my doctors were practicing with malice.

xoxoxoBruce 04-04-2006 01:14 AM

Mad Cows? :blush:

Kagen4o4 04-04-2006 02:58 AM

i have a strange desire to pour milk all over myself....

Happy Monkey 04-04-2006 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Mad Cows? :blush:

MADD Cows...

xoxoxoBruce 04-04-2006 07:45 PM

HM, I think I've soiled myself. :lol2:

Kagen4o4 04-05-2006 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
MADD Cows...

more like maEE cows.

barefoot serpent 04-05-2006 02:53 PM

Got MILF?

Undertoad 04-07-2006 09:59 AM

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/8...5f21ffb5d4.jpg

I woudn't even host this one myself. Had to check three times to make sure... it's a parody.

xoxoxoBruce 04-07-2006 04:12 PM

When I first saw that ad, I though it might be legit but of course in very bad taste. But, when I read the text, "......busting their fresh asses to make America proud.", I realized it was a complete hoax.......isn't it? :eyebrow:

SteveDallas 04-07-2006 06:06 PM

Pardon me whilst I apply some Clorox to my eyeballs.

zippyt 04-08-2006 02:18 AM

Porn Queens with and with out street cloths ,
http://behindbarbedwire.blogspot.com...t-clothes.html

wolf 04-08-2006 02:57 AM

I was pretty amazed at how unremarkable most of them were, clothed.

Except the Asian chick in the schoolgirl outfit. Even I get that.

zippyt 04-08-2006 03:17 AM

Really !!!
Have we uncovered a secret kink of the WolfMistress ????

xoxoxoBruce 04-08-2006 03:46 PM

I'd be surprised if Wolf had a secret kink that would be in common with say........most everyone. :headshake

richlevy 04-08-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'd be surprised if Wolf had a secret kink that would be in common with say........most everyone. :headshake

Well tying all of this together, it looks like the only woman in that shoot I recognized was Nina Hartley, who is also a registered nurse. Of course, this is according to her IMDB bio, which also states that she is my age. Hah!

While I believe that she is older than 47, I must say that she still looks good in those pictures.

BTW Wolf, if you had a chance to do it all over again, which would you choose, porn star or nurse?;)

zippyt 04-08-2006 11:32 PM

lets see if this works ,
<a href="http://secure.faithbelle.com/track/Mzc3MzoxNToxNQ/?tour=fbcam"><img src="http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveit25.jpg" </a>

What city do you see ???

xoxoxoBruce 04-08-2006 11:52 PM

I see London. :blush:

Happy Monkey 04-09-2006 12:05 AM

I see France...
(actually, it does work. I see DC)

wolf 04-09-2006 12:39 AM

That is officially fucking scary. Less scary, now that I have looked at it via a proxy server, but damn ...

xoxoxoBruce 04-09-2006 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
I see France...
(actually, it does work. I see DC)

France isn't a city.
DC? You mean De C at the beginning of captain? :confused:

wolf 04-09-2006 01:48 AM

What D or C? You can't see her tits at all ...

zippyt 04-09-2006 03:13 AM

You can't see her tits at all .
ok then how about this ,http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5...0/dance_on.jpg

Kagen4o4 04-09-2006 06:23 PM

how about this?
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4585/woow9am.png

Elspode 04-09-2006 06:31 PM

This reminds me of an old joke, the punch line of which is, "Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"

Eewww...


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