Yes, but that was one of those eastern European alphabets that only consists of four letters, which all look like bugs squashed between pages of the bible.

For get the alphabet, can't we all just go back to drawing pictures for our thoughts.

Besides a picture is worth a thousand words, so you can have most books down in what 20 pics or less.

Thus, it saves time and since time is money we all save money, therefore, saves the economy.

So ban letters and save the economy for the children.

there are sections I don't know very well, and must recite in order. (Nor do I know my left and right well, but that's another thread.) In school, only the first few letters were my friends, but sadly, my most intimate acquaintance nowadays is merely a source of papercuts.

Yuzz, Wum, Um, Humpf, Fuddle, Glikk, Nuh, Snee, Quan, Thnad, Spazz, Floob, Zatz, Jogg, Flunn, Itch, Yekk, Vroo, Hi, and
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Ah, in your own words....

Of course, Calvin got it wrong. It wasn't clear that he was indeed explaining Newton's First law of Motion. The correct answer should have been:

Newton's First Law of Motion yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

Except, as you should know, the Pubbawup Theorem was reportedly disproven by a team of researchers in Austria at the University of Vienna.

Thank goodness. For a moment I thought you said Juffo-Wup. Disproving Juffo-Wup would cause the Mycons to attack.