Nope, I'd never cheat on Dazza. :)

Here is my large cock.

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Oh and yes, Secret Santa really is real!

That's pretty cool. Where's mine? I bet it was Jim. He loves you and hates me. And he doesn't have my address.

Nice cock.

The good thing about it is it really tinkles very nicely even in the slightest breeze. It doesn't bother us from inside, but I'm really hoping it pisses the neighbours off. (it's fairly close to their front door which is always open)

cock...tinkles..and pisses the neighbors off......chortle

it wasn't me.....i got you a Wang instead.

Speaking of wangs, on a totally random note:

http://www.bradsucks.net/wp-content/...all%5B7%5D.jpg

Slide guitar indeed.