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a dog barked....
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and awoked him
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from his nightmare.
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Carl's favourite shirt
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was on the
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crackling fireplace
|
beginning to singe.
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He grabbed the
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can of gasoline
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and fled through
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the cellar door
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to the pickles!
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:: Ring:: ::Ring::!!
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It was LJ
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on the doorbell
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He wanted a
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CD, performed by
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Three Dog Night
|
so that he
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could get down
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to the bar
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for Fluffy Ducks
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and hairless monkeys
|
for the stew.
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Lj, hungry, naked,
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needing ferret fricasee,
|
his huge, throbbing
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heart went out
|
to Carl. But
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it bounced back.
|
He decided to
|
fry it in
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burnt peanut oil
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and snot butter
|
but decided against
|
it after all.
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"Thank goodness I..."
|
"... saved some of.."
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"...Aunt Sally's delicious..."
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payote cactus jelly
|
"...it's perfect for..."
|
sexual purposes too
|
he thought wryly.
|
he said, laughing.
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"I'll bet Jinx..."
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would be into...
|
that kinky stuff
|
if I find
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4 million cash,
|
then I'd have
|
five million! Still,
|
one million's a
|
small amount of
|
sex toys.
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Meanwhile, across town
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a fire burns
|
in Bruce's gut
|
not to mention
|
his basement! He
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was elected to
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