You hope, but the poop molecules on your phone might get you. :haha:

ooh look, you can have your corpse stored above Marylin Monroe's -and be "buried" face down, like the current occupant. Whose rellies are selling the space off to pay off their debts

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8335403.stm

I'd like my wife to chop me into bloody pieces, put me in a bucket, take a boat out and dump it overboard while telling everyone I was her best chum.