I do like DanaC.

BTW, what 'award' if any...would I receive?

Pam!

P.s. i do like your user name very much!

kabobs, everyone!

If you have no job how do afford the internet?

My parents pay for it...

Eat me?

Eat this bread, this is my body....

This Sunday!

Well, it is Easter. He's used to that.

Me, happiest? No, I just don't bring my unhappies here. Nothing wrong with other folks doing so if they wish, it's just not my thing.

Smartest? Ha. There are lots of different kinds of intelligence, I'm pretty good at a few (maths, linguistic, a bit spatial and musical) but poor at others (social, emotional, artistic). Undertoad, Clodfobble, Monster and Glatt have impressed me by their all-round abilities.

So am I not worthy of any award? Is that what you are saying???

Pam...

Obviously, that was what he said. Clearly.

It's all relative. There seem to be very few happy posters on the Cellar lately. Maybe I'll vote for Glatt for happy. Oh, what about Happy Monkey? Happy Monkey is happy.

We've got a storm going, here. I'm only happy when it rains.

:facepalm: :lol:

what have you done to deserve one?

hey.. wait.. what's this I find in the back corner of the cellar.... whining winnie attention ho of the week....

here...... you rock! congratulations.

And the award for the most emotionally distressed goes to ...envelope please................

I don't know enough about you to judge you. All those on my list have at least 3,147 posts.

Well, then if I do not receive an award, I will leave...

Pam.

I'm happy. Happy Slappy. Who needs to be slapped next?

liar

Me! With another beer, preferably.

Biggest liar award goes to....Pensive Pam YAY!

I thought you gave up the booze and the one night stands.

Wait, WTF? I don't get an arbitrary immaterial reward-less award?

Fuck that. I'm leaving. FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS WITH A SHARP STICK!

Uh....
well....
I have a confession

catch! (It's Bud Select, sry)

There will be no Easter for me. I see eggs at the store. I feel like buying them just to smash them. I do not want to dye them...

God did not rise on the 3rd day; and perhaps too much religeous gilt; but I do not like the holiday. I am very mad and upset.

This is my thread, and yet it turned into something else. I will lock myself in my room for Easter. There is not God!

Pam.

No worries. At this point I would take a coors.

Owwwwww!

Pam you can have the most entertaining newbie award how is that? Will that or anything make you happy?

Love Nirvana

You'd better whisper. I think everyone is listening.

I guess I will accept that award. I came here for help, but I will take what I can get...

Always settling for less,
Pam.

I love how this thread has 4 different conversations going at once.

I once had to settle for a lesser award. It was horrifying.

The post is getting too long, so I can not check. What award did you receive?? also, i was told you were female. is that true??

Your friend,
pam.

Easter is dead to me too, since Pam said those nasty things. My children will get no candy.

Don't believe everything you read...besides, there is a conspiracy around hear...it's stinky...like monster's glove. Trust me, it's bad.

I'm like medusa with estrogen

I can confirm that. I've seen her legs.

That was the chair, you perv!

did you look up at all?

I have seen men lynched for stealing a horse, men having pistol duels in the street, women being kidnapped by injuns, whole towns run over by injuns. That's what happens living where I do.

Weren't you wearing the knee-high furry boots?

Maybe that was the honey badger.

you are correct. i am upset, and very angry!!! i will put myself to bed now. I wish we could all get along. i will do 2 shots of vodka before going to bed, but i am upset, and a drunk. i am sorry. i hope your family has a great easter. for me...i will be alone. I am too embarassed to go home, and I live a lie every day...

I have tried some acting roles in the city. and some of the agents think i am 'promising' and have some talent. but i do not have formal talent in writing or acting. another agent said i was 'gifted' but i am afraid. and that agent said i do not need to act, i am just good at it. granted it is all deaf 'roll playing' on the auditon but they say that my emotions comes thru when i play character of being deaf. i only hope...

Happy Easterr,
Love Pam.

Pam are you retarded?

I'm sorry, you must be present to win.

i canNOT wait to find out who is playing the part of Pam. fucking awesome.

What were they driving?

Obviously Pontiacs.

This is what happens when I decide to watch 30 Rock instead of coming here.

Anyway - this thread is freaking hilarious and I've had a good laugh this morning. Some of you are so damn funny! It's good to start the day like this. Gets the endorphins flowing.

Pam - you're a treasure. Don't ever, ever change.
And you're adorable when you're mad.

Love,
Brianna Santana Montana Havana.

:D

Not jeep Cherokees?


Could have written Utes, but not many would get it.

Where's my prize?!
Can I at LEAST have one for coming into the thread late?

I know, I will award myself one:
Poster least likely to leave newbies confused about their gender.

There.

I'm happy now, and can go forth and celebrate brutal Roman forms of punishment today.
And bodysnatching on Sunday.
By stuffing myself with food.

Oh yah My Cousin Vinny!

Joe Pecse>Two utes...
Fred Gwyne> Two What?
Joe Pecse> UTES!

;)

We've been watching the HBO series Spartacus on Netflix. But we don't call it that, we call it "Tits and Blood." But as the series has gone on, we've realized there's actually a lot more male nudity than female. Anyway, the point I'm making is this one character didn't just get crucified, they cut off his manhood as additional punishment. It was poignant because he was hung like a horse (part of the storyline, and CGI enhanced, I'm quite sure.)

Dangit, how did I ever get bored with that show?! Gonna have to queue it up on Netflix! Actually I think season 1 is instant play...sweet.

And as to the "what were they driving question," haven't you heard that everything is bigger in Texas? That means our injuns are basically giants, they don't need to be driving anything, they literally run over towns. Unfortunately us white people still have too much European blood and are fat rather than giant.

mtp, are any of the fires near you? Is there a thread about that?

I am from Pennsylvania. I live in a rural monachrome world and wear a broad rimmed hat. My politics are 18th century progressive and my women are plain but sturdy.
yours truly
Oaty McGriff

Oh. I think I just broke something laughing.

Witches!

those women have pointy hats.

They're witches!

jinx!

Where?

:lol2:

Me too!