HAhahahahah, they totally have online cards for that. See: chewing gum...

http://www.hallmark.com/online/hoops...y-manners.aspx

I bet hallmark have a nice range of cards for that.

Or you could make your own

You could use this image
http://www.jasonvaughnart.com/gumwall.jpg

I'll get to work on the verse....

YES! email it anonymously. or can you make it her screen saver?


http://www.hallmark.com/online/hoops...s-chewing.aspx

BTW did you ever do the "swapping gum with the person you're snogging" thing? That always grossed me out when all the other teens were doing it. Except I didn't use that phrase then because I was in England.

Roses Are Red
Violets are blue
Please shut your cakehole
Whene’er you chew

Just burn her.

but just a little. maybe a cigarrette or something?

*grins*

IM - I think you are coming across as mean and intolerant of others. Do you really want to be known as the Gum-Nazi? The next thing you know, big government will want to install a noise monitoring device and arrest people for excessive smacking. Once more the commie left wants to remove our constituitional rights

What you do is, tell her that someone else in the office hates the gum-chewing noises, but is too embarrassed to tell her to stop, and they asked you to pass on the message. Roll your eyes a lot at this "coward" and say you won't make it worse by telling her who it is, but needless to say this person is a total freak about noises, but it would be cool if she stopped the gum-chewing because then you won't have to listen to "this person" complain about it after work.

Oooooo. Very much like. Tres passive aggressive!

I'm surprised I didn't think of it! ;)

Wait until she's at lunch then inject her gum with live ebola virus. Wear a mask for the next few days.

Maybe you could just move to Singapore.

That's not even a real country.

you should repost that graph in the interesting graphs and charts thread. And Glatt should bung in the one about tornadoes in there too. Look at me going all grapher-nazi on youse!

I should, but that would be weird.

ha! I missed that before.

Belgium?

I have run into more references to Belgium in the last two weeks than I could have possibly run into the rest of my life.

Maybe it's a sign? Maybe they don't have gum in Belgium? But there IS an 'I' in the gum in Belgium.

Whenever she starts to chew, fart. It works everytime. :-D

What could you possibly have against gum? Why do you hate me? You're lucky I'm so zen...


I am diasppointed, Cellar. No one has yet suggested either BFITM or KITC.