Come on.

No one's gonna tell him?

Tell him what, that's it's streaked and not zipped? Maybe he's talkin' 'bout going across town naked on a zip-line. You never know about these things.

What, you've never zipped anywhere? I zipped down to the market or zipped over to Grandma's house?

I used to but can't keep up with these zippin' whippersnappers anymore.

I havent ever Asked someone for a vile of coke...

B

I haven't ever baffled 'em with bullshit … or have I?

C

I haven't ever cold-cocked a cabbie.

D

I haven't ever Dunked a Drunk.

E

I haven't ever even!

F

I haven't ever fostered a French Bulldog but I would definitely do that

G

I haven't ever Googled a Gremlin

H

I havent ever Handed fake money to a clerk

I

I haven't ever ingested an iguana.

J

I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.

K

I haven't ever keelhauled anyone's keister.

I haven't ever Liked Liver

M

Well, that's the easy part.

Getting it out is the hard part.

Unless ya put it in backwards to start with.:thepain:

I haven't ever molested a Mississippian.

N

Keryx made me say that.

I havent ever needed to throw up something I ate for educational purposes....

O

I haven't ever oppressed an Oliphant.

P

I haven't ever Poached Pork

I haven't ever Poached Pork

Q

I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

P

I do now.

I haven't ever Peed in a Pooper

Q

What idiot don't know the damn alpha---oh, it was me.

Ne'ermind.

Now, where were we? Like I'd know.:lol2:

Oh, yeah...R.

I haven't ever ransacked a ranch house.

S.

Is it S?

I'm not sure anymore.

I haven't ever Shit in anyone's mouth

T

I haven't ever trod on a Tennesseean. I kicked one in the face, this one time at band camp, but I didn't trod on him.

I havent ever urinated in someone cup of tea

V

I haven't ever VD'd anyone's vitreous body.

W I think.

I havent ever Waited in line for 2 hours @ a restaurant..

X

I haven't ever X-Rayed a Xylophone

Y

I haven't ever zonked a Z Monster.

I haven't ever Advocated the Aardvarks should be Aerated.

:D

BBB....

I haven't ever actually been to the Better Business Bureau.

(bbbb!)

CCC

(Nobody even noticed I skipped Y. I didn't think they would.)

I haven't considered climbing in Cascade Canyon.

DDD

Dammit, now that's not true anymore. I have considered climbing in Cascade Canyon. It would be nice. Maybe someday.

I haven't ever Drowned a Dog

EEE

:lol2:

I suppose that would include any Dirty Dogs.

I haven't ever emasculated Emilio Estevez.

FFF

I can't say it, it's not PC.

I havent ever farted while taking a test.. (In a queit room :D)

G

I haven't ever Georged a train.

H























Hoo? The train?

I havent ever Hassled someone over a penny

I

I haven't ever Invited Ingrid Bergman Into my Igloo.

J

I haven't ever worn "jorts" to a swimming pool.

K

I haven't ever Killed a Kelvinator
L

I havent ever Licked my Elbow...

M

I haven't ever misused marijuana in Mississippi.

N

I haven't ever Noodled Noboxes

O

I havent ever Offered Pot to a 20 year old.... (Or anyone for that matter)

P

I haven't ever Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. It's not Proper; you must Pick Peppers Prior to Priming and Packaging for Pickling.

Q

Thank you for elaborating.

I haven't ever queried a quote from the Queen.

R

I havent ever raided someone elses house to see if I could find good things..

S

I haven't ever Twanged a Twanger

U

I haven't ever upbraided a ukulele user.

V

I haven't ever Violated a girl named Violet

W