garnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all.

LJ, I laughed my ass off at this:

Seems you can't please everyone:

Hello! You fine flabby-assed she-beast with a saggy clit that dangles between her legs like a pendulum on a Grandfather Clock. You're like a dating magician: you just have to leave the table in the restaurant to use the toilet, and your date disappears. You're beautiful!? You're the kind of pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. Fuck off to China, you commie-sympathizing, coffee shop pseudo-Marxist fumbling fuckwit. You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You know what they say: average in height, average in bed. If your weight is proportional, how come the shadow of your ass weighs 50 pounds? Professional people are like legs: when they get to the top, they become asses. I like your outfit. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a potato sack. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.

(thanks for that link stacey, made my day)

Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!

fleet you, ambulance chaser, this is the insult thread.

bunch of dumbasses

he was insulting the rest of us by welcoming you back cumbubble breath.

Geez, "douchebag" is the best you could do? I'm disappointed with you. Go take your Viagra, needledick. You need a pick-me-up.

LJ, your balls must be even smaller than your dick. You gotta go back to a six-month old thread to find a way to insult me? You're a bigger pussy than everybody says. Go write some more bad poetry, you screaming fudge packer.

Ahhhh, that felt g-o-o-o-o-o-d! :D

P.S. I've got a good dentist for you. From your picture it looks like you need one badly.

Ooooh, is this now the bag on LJ thread? LJ, no single snowflake considers itself responsible for the avalanche. Think about that if you still have two brain cells left to rub together. :D

mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce.

Good one, lookout, I'll give ya that!

Yup, I love the tubesteak and mansauce, and I hear that LJ has a special fondness for it too. Lookout gets his share of the goods from his little NAMBLA "friends."

At least I didn't need a ladder to reach puberty.

garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity. In other words,

you steaming hot shit
a bottomless pit
of douchebaggery,........ you be.
how's that for bad poetry, slut?

PS, did that yeast infection clear up yet?

Ha! Oh, the irony....

But of course! It takes one to know one! :eek:

Wow, LJ, you're an even bigger pussy than I thought. You couldn't just come right out and insult me (like everyone else does), no, you had to re-open a thread that's been dead for SIX MONTHS and hide behind that as a way to do it. Grow a spine, loser.

You know, I'm rather flattered that I made an impression on you and others right from the start. In your case, I can't even recall a single post you've ever made--yes, you're that boring and uninspiring. You do have your gay little poetry room that no one ever goes to, and that's the only reason I've ever even heard of you.

You see, LJ, you may not like me personally, but I personally couldn't give a shit about how you feel. I don't know who you are, don't know anything about you, and have no interest whatsoever in finding anything out about you or your dull, forgettable personality. One of my favorite movies is "American Beauty," and there's a great line from that movie that perfectly describes people like you:

"You're very ordinary."

That must be really sad for you. Now go take your Viagra and try to fuck over someone who cares. :3eye:

Did I miss something here? Or was this always intended to be a flesh-ripping, go-for-the-nads-in-all-seriousness insult thread?

Oh, and by the way, LJ, I was serious about the dentist thing. That big ol' fang you've got sticking out in the front has really got to go. It brings out the unsightly white-trash in you.

Well Patrick, I didn't think it was, but you'd have to ask Lumberjim about that since he re-opened this thread with the sole intent of ripping me a new one.

Garnet, I notice you are afraid to post a picture of yourself. What are you hiding? Hmm?

Coward.

Honey, if I looked like YOU, I wouldn't be posting a picture anywhere....

Made you look.

garnet, i hardly ripped you a new one. i insulted you. and am getting two replies to each insult so far. guess you DO care what i think. Just admit that you're an angry bull dyke, and people will accept you for what you are. It's ok to like women. It's when you lie to yourself about it that you build up things like nonspecific rage, resentment toward children, and affiliations with whacko orgs like Peta.

:thumbsup: ROFLMAO!!! nice one LJ, this is possibly the first time that i seriously laughed out loud at an insult in the cellar.

garnet is angry, but i don't think she is a bull dyke - i think she was dating some communist dude a while back. so she may be bi, but i don't think she is a straightup dyke.

this is funny though, no one has made fun of garnet in awhile, but you've made it fun again.

Lookout, you silly boy--I wasn't dating a Communist! That line was a quote from Elaine on Seinfeld. You know, the episode where she was dating that guy who was reading "The Daily Worker"? My new boyfriend and I are leaving Saturday for the Caribbean. I'll send you and LumberJim a bomb...errrr....ooops, I mean a POSTCARD!

oh, i didn't get it. i'm the one american that thought seinfeld was annoying. i've only seen maybe 3/4 episodes ever.

LJ, the one thing I've always noticed about you is that you're never happier then when stirring the shit. I've gone back and looked at the old threads, and so often, there you were with some little barbed comment or insinuating remark, egging people on to be hateful toward one another even when one or the other was trying to be conciliatory. That's what I meant about the single snowflake never believing it's responsible for the avalanche.

Why are you so afraid of Garnet with her love of animals or me with my concern for the plight of the disadvantaged? You obviously make scads of money. Are you afraid people like me and Garnet will start something like the French Revolution here in the US and take your rich boy toys away? Give me a break! (not that you ever have)

You've been gone from the board for quite sometime, and now you show up merely to be nasty and start a fight. Just who do you think you are, anyhow? Do you think people will admire you for being petty and unkind? You've done some good things for this board like the creative writing forums. Why don't you come back and shine like I've seen you do in the past, instead of return as a black hole?

I'm really disappointed in you, LJ, which probably makes you happy. Too bad you can't understand. Go yell at your sales staff and leave the Cellar alone if that's all you can offer these days.

mari, why is it your assumption that people who are hard on you or disagree with you make "scads" of money? and even if they do have a lot of money, why do you assume that is why they disagree with your ideas?

i don't know LJ's motivation for digging at garnet today (nor do i really care), but he has just as much right, as you or i, to come in here and post what he wants. and if he uses his time to call garnet ( or you, or me) out on the carpet, then so be it.

I don't think that people disagree with me because they make scads of money. I have noticed, however, that people with money are often insulated by their income to certain realities of life in America, because they've never experienced them. I say this because I was once one of those people with a comfortable income and middle class life style and I didn't have a clue about how some things REALLY are.

Sure, as long as UT doesn't 86 us, we can all post as we please. One thing I admire about the Cellar is that the concept of freedom of speech is given every respect. However, I don't have to respect people who post stuff that amounts to SPAM or name calling. You and I have had many a debate, and while I may not always agree with your viewpoints, I have respected what you said, as long as you weren't calling me names. I love an intelligent debate. I dispise petty character assasination. It's my right to make that comment.

what you don't take into account when you say that people who have a decent income don't understand the plight of people without money, is that you have no idea where we have come from in our lives. many people who make decent money have come from a background of having nothing. so when you say that they hold different views because they have money as insulation, what you are really saying is that their past doesn't matter - they are who they are because of the money they earn today. and that just isn't correct.

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edit: oh yeah, this is the insult thread... colorodo sucks and so do you. :D

Well, you can start a whole new thread on your first paragraph if you want. As you pointed out, this IS the insult thread so:

Arizona is a hell hole and you are one of the devils who occupy it! :p

You're right, Mari, and I actually feel silly now for participating in this thread. I let someone's sheer, unabated meanness get the better of me, and I shouldn't have. I guess an attack like that that came from nowhere from someone I've never even had any contact with before this just threw me. I'll think twice next time. Maybe it's time that this thread should be closed out--it's certainly not contributing anything positive to this forum. Thanks and sorry to have offended anyone. :3eye:

:grouphug: Now, everyone go smoke a :joint: and chill.

Don't smoke a :blunt:---they are toooooooooooo addictive.

Hey, Brianna! Let me make my private apology to you a public one as well. I was out of line when I wrote some of the things I did, everybody, and I'm sorry.

Now, since this is the insult thread, I'll have to insult you all over again! Let's see: Sylvia Plath sucks and Mary Oliver rocks and yer Momma wears combat boots! :D

Awww, mari! Now I have to apologize as well! Goddammit!

Well, Sylvia does kind of incite bi-polarity where'er she goes...and Mary Oliver does sorta rock but Edna St. Vinnie does them both to shame.

How'd you find out about my Momma? :worried:

I started off with nothing! And still have a bunch of it left. :-) bb

Some o' you people are just majorly fucked up.

Those of you I don't mean know I don't mean you ...

We all understand that you don't mean much, Wolf, but what you do mean, you mean well and you're meaner 'n hell! :D

hey wolf! miss you.

mari, shut the fuck up already. stupid tripe.

no, really. just shut up. you suck.

you are ruining this board.......damn.....hubris was right....

...damn.

Wow! me? single-handed? Damn, do I have power or what? Cool! I now proclaim myself empress of the internet! Thank you, LJ! (You should have put this in the compliment thread, but I ain't complaining).

PS Have you alerted UT to the danger I pose? I'd tell him right away if I were you! :D

Hey! And I just noticed mine is post no. 100 in this thread. Doo-Doo-Doo, Doo-Doo-Doo (Twilight Zone music playing in background). Thank you for sending me off to sleep with a good laugh!

Welcome back, LJ. Hope life is treating you well.

thanx, case, you little cutie.

You're supposed to insult him, you wiper of other people's bottoms! ;)

Only because I have good instincts and body armor ...

Working days sucks ass. Cuts into my cellar time. But I did get to see UT play because of it. :)

Hey, okay, let me try this...

Maybe you shouldn't be kissing his ass so much, or I wouldn't have to wipe it :D

And I think I am suppose to insult LJ, now...

Um...LJ, you nonexistent pidgeon, go sell another honda or something...and quit forgetting to wipe! ;)

How was that? I will try harder to be insulting...since this is, in fact the insult thread. :)

And I liked your idea earlier about :joint: , but I have to settle for :blunt: right now.

LJ, Flippant dropped by for a visit, and her take is that you're so down on Garnet because you obviously like to fuck monkeys and you're afraid the authorities at PETA will interfere with your beastial little pleasures - just like you like to fuck with everyone here at the celler. No doubt the monkeys at the typewriter logo was what attracted you here in the first place. Flippant feels concerned for you and says further that you definitely have a monkey problem, and you should try to blend in and maintain a low profile to keep the PETA gestapo off your back. And BTW, I wouldn't give a scintilla, never mind a scad for your shit stirring course, you are talking to the master of shit, I just don't usually bother to crap all over slime like you.

Just for hell of it, I pitch in a small bit use your spell checker some time. the plural for monkey is monkeys. Some time the changing the "Y" to ies don't fly. How's that for some redneck grammer? Please don't check the "punctuation!" In keeping w/this thread. Oh well.

Hey, Busterb, help comes from the most unlikely places! Thank you for the spell check. My worthless spelling is one of the hallmarks of my posts. You rednecks are smarter than you look (I come from a family of 'em on one side, so I should know!)! :D

ok, I know this is a lot like bitchslapping a 4 year old, but for the entertainment of those of you that HAVE some sense:

Mari,
you ignorant slut.

How is it possible that you are the only one who has not noticed that every thread you participate in quickly dissolves into uncomfortably inane chatter? Your cloying, self congratulatory quips with those you agree with usually make that other person want to change sides so that they are not associated with your tired ass. I'd slap you, but I don;t want to get stupid on my hands.

You blame your stupidity and "memory loss" on CO poisoning. How freaking stupid were you not to service your freaking heater? Why do we have to support your lazy ass now that it is over? You steal minutes from AOL, just so you can lower the cumulative IQ of this fine board. Get a motherfuckin' job in data entry and leave. maybe then all those funny people that used to be here will come back. and the new ones won't be disgusted by your needy soul draining whining. take brianna and the rest of your little blowjob buddies with you. As for you and your pal flippant talking about me, at least she has the sense to keep her fucking nose out of what does not concern her. I'm sure she appreciates your telling me what her "take on me" is. you moron. flippant, you don;t want any of this, do you? no, of course you don;t .....it doesn't concern you, right?

To sum up.....mari, you suck, and it's contagious. get out now. no one likes you.

you may be the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

your pal, jim

OH, LJ! You still love me! :D

case in point:

Quote:
no one likes you.



case in point:

Quote:

from brianna (in private message, with permission to quote)

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Um, lj, you asshole

(end quote)

:p

Ace example of stirring up the shit and trying to keep people at odds with one another. This is why I don't like you, LJ, and, obviously, you don't like me. I'm going to leave it at that for now. Maybe we can just unilaterally agree to loathe one another and go on to other things. :eyebrow:

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LJ fires up the Evenrude !!!!!

Nah, I and one of my friends are there with you.

Seinfeld was the flagship show for people with even shorter attentions spans than usual. That was why it was so popular.

Cognitive pablum as it were.

Can't be bothered to insult you all individually, so:

All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits, planning pitiful lives at the end of a spunk covered Microsoft 14 inch monitor that is three times as long as your collective penii. You live in fucking houses with fucking washing machines and fucking televisions, parking your 90-gallon car at the end of a rat infested drive, your only exercise picking the gun-obsessed kids up from school after Oprah and Springer and the last important fucking match. Your consumption rivals any black hole except it never disappears, dripping out of resevoirs and landfills all over your ruined little country. You will never understand English jokes because they're all about YOU and your incredible stupidity, because being the dumbest fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at.

And, because fair's fair:

On behalf of every American and reasonable Englishman (there aren't many) I would like to remind all you English and European dwellers here that despite the fact that some American's may enjoy a spot of popular culture this does not detract from the fact that you have produced some of the worst music, art, fashion and backpacks ever to have disgraced the surface of this earth. You call yourself cultural but you have no idea about the history of any country other than your own, and consume as many hamburgers, chips and Haribo as any American. You overcharge for every piece of mass-produced tat that spews out of your dirty great factories and blame America for the problems in this world. You are silent when it matters and give George Bush blowjobs while you secretly lay plans for a Master Europe that you actually believe will become the new fucking superpower. Just accept you are weak, obscure and hairy at best, and the next time you laugh at a tourist in your fucking museums remember they're paying for your worthless life and you are the antibody of the superior cultured conniseur you honestly think you are.

My monitor is 21 inches.

So.....where is the insult? I thought this was the insult thread. Ooops on me.

Dear Catwoman and associates,

Love the teeth.

Love,
America

ok, if i agree, will you shut the fuck up and stop talking to me when i'm not talking to you?

:zzz: