Queef
http://www.attuworld.com/learn_how_to_queef

I think he's praying for the strength to do them all.

I thought he was a she.

I love the dirty look she's getting from that African lady and the happy looks from the men. Plus she's doing that cheesy Japanese peace sign thing for the photo. It's perfect.

I bet there isn't a speck of litter on that street. :)

Here's yet another cake! DIG IN!
http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_B...irl%20cake.jpg
I think the sprinkle are a nice touch!

http://www.efukt.com/2035_Legless_Fuck.html
just what the fuck?

Damifino?

MOOBZ ???!!!!

It ain't over 'til the fat lady...HOLY CRAP!!!
 

The "baby" looks like Jason Schwartzman.

On another note:
I never stop in here for very good reasons, looks like. Bai now.
:)

Actually, the baby is Jason Schwartzman.

Looks like the photos are "behind the scenes," filming against green screen.
The actual shot is from a dream sequence in the 2004 movie I Heart Huckabees. :)

I like that movie.

Oh, I meant for that to sound more emphatic than like a question. Yes, I've seen the movie.
:D
I mentioned it when Huckabee was trying to run for president.

Booty Clapping Tutorial

How is this NSFW? It looks like just a normal day at the office for me.

:love: :jig:
I can't take my eyes off her! Been staring for several hours. OOOOH! I can download this video?! *Downloads video and put on memory stick for cellphone* Now I can watch it all day at work too!http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons7/38.gif

You go girrrrrllll!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! :lol:

I think the Cellar needs a Booty Clapping contest. All proceeds to benefit the tip jar.

Bonus points if you can answer the question "What is the sound of one cheek clapping?"

Aww, crap. Now that I'm at home to see it, it says "This video no longer available."

http://www.efukt.com/1592_Riding_Bear_Back.html

There is probably a name for people who like to do this.

DEF. NSFW!!!!!!!

Ricki Lake giving birth...!

For real

http://m90.org/index.php?id=54493

Tora that was horrible - so disrespectful and wrong. Bleurgh.

Woody, although you're right it's not actually safe for work it was so wonderful - natural, calm and everything that birth should be. It was very moving.

You know, I've always liked Rikki, and now I like her even more. That was brave, awesome, and beautiful.

It takes a lot of self confidence to have yourself filmed and put up on the Internet during one of Life's most intimate, intense and revealing moments. I say good on her, seriously.

And, just because you'd be disappointed if I didn't say it...I think Rikki is sexy as hell.

in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?

bear back, not bare back.
 

It's a combination of porn and hunting. A man and woman do it on top of what appears to be a recently shot bear. They are not patient enough to make a rug of it.

It might rate a three on the tubgirl scale.

It's not grim in the way goatse is grim. I just find it horrible because the sentiment that comes across is that the animal was killed purely to afford them the cheap thrill of having sex on its warm corpse.

The shooting isn't graphic and is probably staged. And it's still possible that even if it was killed for the video, it was done humanely and all possible parts were utilised afterwards. But it just doesn't come across that way to me.

Like sticking your fingers up at a blind person.

How to tell the world you're a sick motherfucker.:eyebrow:

Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!

http://www.gmueller.net/cpumper1/ima.../DSCN1500a.jpg

Hai, why don't we have a fansigns thread? Here's one (I go by Tracer Bullet on a couple other forums). Are the other forums I post on too juvenile and fansigns aren't kosher here?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .

it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.

Not in person, though, thank goodness.

So you don't like a good PA?

of course, but I can live without meatectomies, those vaccum suction things (I forget what that's called) and assorted other penile indignities.

George Lucas nooooooooooo!

is that you, merc? back row left?

Making beautiful music...
http://cellar.org/2008/music.gif

No. But it damm sure does look just like me, except I have more hair. Damm.

Bloody hell, seated man, right is surely just having a laugh?
While the others have their bits stretched and pulled he's just chucked a bit of liver in his.

I hope.

@ sundae :lol2:

Whats going on with the *lean-it-on-your-shoulder* dude, his nuts are seriously purple?

regarding those guys . . . this was making me mad, because I should know what it is. I think it's vacuum pumping (the other candidate was saline injection). Here's the straight poop from BME:

*the answer to DucksNuts question

and here, just to continue to gross you out, is the entry on saline injection (worth a look for the pic): http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection

as I said, it's AMAZING what guys will do to their dicks

Tmi Cloud !!!!!!

just providing a public service . . . :)

I know but DAMN !!!!!!!

wouldn't touch that for a million dollars. Not even a million euros.

that's the kind of guy who tells it to rub the lotion on it's skin.

His fingers are dirty too

Do you think this might be shopped?

nah - I've seen larger horse penises than that

Anybody gotta razor?

Ha, we did something similar (but to a lessor extent), years ago.

My friend and I went away to for a relaxing weekend and my not-quite-new boyfriend came up for a day around the pool.

At the time, those *scrunchies* (hair ties) made out of fake hair were everywhere and I grabbed a few at the shops.

Gf and I strutted out to the pool in our gear and wrap around skirts. Whip off the skirts to reveal lovely little 'kini bottoms with fake hair hanging out the sides.

:eek: << guys expression before gf and I rolled around laughing.

Of course there is a related video of the event
 

The video version

http://www.efukt.com/2128_Sex_With_A_Cannibal.html

I loved visiting Japan, they had sushi out the ass.:rolleyes:

Flint, this is WTF. The "What do you look like RFN" thread is over there -->

:lol2: