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zippyt 02-06-2008 07:49 PM

Queef
http://www.attuworld.com/learn_how_to_queef

Radar 02-08-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 208790)
http://cellar.org/2006/asianwtf.jpg

Found. I really have no idea.

I think he's praying for the strength to do them all.

HungLikeJesus 02-08-2008 03:07 PM

I thought he was a she.

Radar 02-08-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 242086)

I love the dirty look she's getting from that African lady and the happy looks from the men. Plus she's doing that cheesy Japanese peace sign thing for the photo. It's perfect.

Radar 02-08-2008 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 320025)
Kinda give a whole new meaning to stuffing it!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...c/Trashcan.jpg

I bet there isn't a speck of litter on that street. :)

RellikLaerec 02-09-2008 12:08 PM

Here's yet another cake! DIG IN!
http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_B...irl%20cake.jpg
I think the sprinkle are a nice touch!

toranokaze 02-09-2008 07:40 PM

http://www.efukt.com/2035_Legless_Fuck.html
just what the fuck?

toranokaze 03-02-2008 10:00 PM

http://noq.ccrepair.net/images/eatyourfamily.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2008 11:47 PM

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Damifino?

zippyt 03-29-2008 01:42 AM

MOOBZ ???!!!!

Sheldonrs 04-11-2008 11:12 AM

It ain't over 'til the fat lady...HOLY CRAP!!!
 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../wopera111.xml

Cicero 04-11-2008 11:57 AM

The "baby" looks like Jason Schwartzman.

On another note:
I never stop in here for very good reasons, looks like. Bai now.
:)

Chocolatl 04-11-2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 445160)
The "baby" looks like Jason Schwartzman.

Actually, the baby is Jason Schwartzman.

Looks like the photos are "behind the scenes," filming against green screen.
The actual shot is from a dream sequence in the 2004 movie I Heart Huckabees. :)

toranokaze 04-14-2008 05:11 PM

I like that movie.

Cicero 04-15-2008 11:36 AM

Oh, I meant for that to sound more emphatic than like a question. Yes, I've seen the movie.
:D
I mentioned it when Huckabee was trying to run for president.

Flint 04-15-2008 09:12 PM

Booty Clapping Tutorial

SteveDallas 04-15-2008 09:21 PM

How is this NSFW? It looks like just a normal day at the office for me.

RellikLaerec 04-16-2008 12:23 AM

:love: :jig:
I can't take my eyes off her! Been staring for several hours. OOOOH! I can download this video?! *Downloads video and put on memory stick for cellphone* Now I can watch it all day at work too!http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons7/38.gif

LabRat 04-16-2008 08:40 AM

You go girrrrrllll!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! :lol:

Flint 04-16-2008 12:17 PM

I think the Cellar needs a Booty Clapping contest. All proceeds to benefit the tip jar.

LabRat 04-16-2008 12:36 PM

Bonus points if you can answer the question "What is the sound of one cheek clapping?"

Pie 04-16-2008 09:36 PM

Aww, crap. Now that I'm at home to see it, it says "This video no longer available."

toranokaze 04-17-2008 02:18 AM

http://www.efukt.com/1592_Riding_Bear_Back.html

There is probably a name for people who like to do this.

bigw00dy 04-18-2008 10:29 PM

DEF. NSFW!!!!!!!

Ricki Lake giving birth...!

For real

http://m90.org/index.php?id=54493

Sundae 04-19-2008 05:42 PM

Tora that was horrible - so disrespectful and wrong. Bleurgh.

Woody, although you're right it's not actually safe for work it was so wonderful - natural, calm and everything that birth should be. It was very moving.

Elspode 04-19-2008 08:55 PM

You know, I've always liked Rikki, and now I like her even more. That was brave, awesome, and beautiful.

It takes a lot of self confidence to have yourself filmed and put up on the Internet during one of Life's most intimate, intense and revealing moments. I say good on her, seriously.

And, just because you'd be disappointed if I didn't say it...I think Rikki is sexy as hell.

footfootfoot 04-20-2008 08:27 PM

in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?

hampor 04-21-2008 11:27 PM

bear back, not bare back.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 447181)
in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?

It's a combination of porn and hunting. A man and woman do it on top of what appears to be a recently shot bear. They are not patient enough to make a rug of it.

It might rate a three on the tubgirl scale.

Sundae 04-22-2008 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 447181)
in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?

Quote:

Originally Posted by hampor (Post 447376)
It's a combination of porn and hunting. A man and woman do it on top of what appears to be a recently shot bear. They are not patient enough to make a rug of it.

It might rate a three on the tubgirl scale.

It's not grim in the way goatse is grim. I just find it horrible because the sentiment that comes across is that the animal was killed purely to afford them the cheap thrill of having sex on its warm corpse.

The shooting isn't graphic and is probably staged. And it's still possible that even if it was killed for the video, it was done humanely and all possible parts were utilised afterwards. But it just doesn't come across that way to me.

Like sticking your fingers up at a blind person.

xoxoxoBruce 05-11-2008 08:16 PM

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How to tell the world you're a sick motherfucker.:eyebrow:

bigw00dy 05-13-2008 05:24 PM

Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!

http://www.gmueller.net/cpumper1/ima.../DSCN1500a.jpg

Dingleschmutz 05-13-2008 08:52 PM

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Hai, why don't we have a fansigns thread? Here's one (I go by Tracer Bullet on a couple other forums). Are the other forums I post on too juvenile and fansigns aren't kosher here?

Cloud 05-13-2008 10:31 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .

it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.

Not in person, though, thank goodness.

TheMercenary 05-13-2008 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 453428)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .

it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.

Not in person, though, thank goodness.

So you don't like a good PA?

Cloud 05-13-2008 10:51 PM

of course, but I can live without meatectomies, those vaccum suction things (I forget what that's called) and assorted other penile indignities.

Undertoad 05-13-2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 453367)
Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!

George Lucas nooooooooooo!

lumberjim 05-13-2008 11:24 PM

is that you, merc? back row left?

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2008 01:05 AM

Making beautiful music...
http://cellar.org/2008/music.gif

TheMercenary 05-14-2008 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 453471)
is that you, merc? back row left?

No. But it damm sure does look just like me, except I have more hair. Damm.

Sundae 05-14-2008 04:21 PM

Bloody hell, seated man, right is surely just having a laugh?
While the others have their bits stretched and pulled he's just chucked a bit of liver in his.

I hope.

Trilby 05-14-2008 05:13 PM

@ sundae :lol2:

DucksNuts 05-14-2008 10:06 PM

Whats going on with the *lean-it-on-your-shoulder* dude, his nuts are seriously purple?

Cloud 05-15-2008 08:30 PM

regarding those guys . . . this was making me mad, because I should know what it is. I think it's vacuum pumping (the other candidate was saline injection). Here's the straight poop from BME:

Quote:

Usually using an acrylic cylinder and a hand pump (or a myriad of other contraptions which all have the end effect), a body part — usually the penis (but the scrotum, labia, clitoris, male or female breasts, etc. may all be pumped as well) — is inserted. The air (or sometimes water) is drawn out using the pump, and the body part is drawn in. Because of the pressure differential the tissues expand and become swollen and engorged with blood and fluids. Done repeatedly, the results become at least semi-permanent.

Vacuum pumping is quite safe, but overzealous pumping can break small vessels and result in discoloration of the body part.* Water blisters are also possible. The rule is "long sessions are better than short high pressure ones."
*the answer to DucksNuts question

Cloud 05-15-2008 08:40 PM

and here, just to continue to gross you out, is the entry on saline injection (worth a look for the pic): http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection

Quote:

inflation of the scrotum and other bits via saline solution

Saline solution (sterile 0.9% salt water) can be used to "inflate" body parts -- most commonly, this is the scrotum since, at least in part, it is the easiest to inflate. The penis shaft and breasts (in both men and women) can also be inflated. The saline solution can take a few days to reabsorb.

Caution must be taken to ensure that both the saline and the drip tubes and needles are sterile -- if not, a potentially life-threatening infection can easily be drawn inside the body.
as I said, it's AMAZING what guys will do to their dicks

zippyt 05-15-2008 09:20 PM

Tmi Cloud !!!!!!

Cloud 05-15-2008 09:36 PM

just providing a public service . . . :)

zippyt 05-15-2008 09:59 PM

I know but DAMN !!!!!!!

monster 05-21-2008 03:34 PM

http://www.tattoosinc.org/wp-content...an-tattoo3.jpg

Trilby 05-21-2008 03:54 PM

wouldn't touch that for a million dollars. Not even a million euros.

that's the kind of guy who tells it to rub the lotion on it's skin.

classicman 05-21-2008 05:16 PM

His fingers are dirty too

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2008 02:24 AM

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Do you think this might be shopped?

classicman 05-22-2008 09:11 AM

nah - I've seen larger horse penises than that

Drax 05-27-2008 05:43 PM

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Anybody gotta razor?

xoxoxoBruce 05-28-2008 02:09 AM

http://cellar.org/2008/multi.gif

DucksNuts 05-28-2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax (Post 457429)
Anybody gotta razor?

Ha, we did something similar (but to a lessor extent), years ago.

My friend and I went away to for a relaxing weekend and my not-quite-new boyfriend came up for a day around the pool.

At the time, those *scrunchies* (hair ties) made out of fake hair were everywhere and I grabbed a few at the shops.

Gf and I strutted out to the pool in our gear and wrap around skirts. Whip off the skirts to reveal lovely little 'kini bottoms with fake hair hanging out the sides.

:eek: << guys expression before gf and I rolled around laughing.

hampor 06-10-2008 02:27 AM

Of course there is a related video of the event
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar (Post 430976)
I love the dirty look she's getting from that African lady and the happy looks from the men. Plus she's doing that cheesy Japanese peace sign thing for the photo. It's perfect.

The video version

http://www.efukt.com/2128_Sex_With_A_Cannibal.html

Flint 06-24-2008 01:16 AM

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xoxoxoBruce 06-24-2008 10:24 AM

I loved visiting Japan, they had sushi out the ass.:rolleyes:

SteveDallas 06-24-2008 10:35 AM

Flint, this is WTF. The "What do you look like RFN" thread is over there -->

xoxoxoBruce 06-24-2008 10:45 AM

:lol2:


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