Youse guys obviously don't click my links...

One last chance.

I'll be expecting some of these next Valentine's day. PM me for my address :D

Archie McPhee is awesome!! I have a sproing pug (now sproing-less) on my desk that I got years ago from them.

Yeah...but does it have the Kung Fo grip feature and real hair?

Cancer you do this?

I would guess that just about anyone can...

It's gonna remain a guess, though.

I might be able to, but I'm sure as hell going to do my best not to find out.

And that folks, is the very last item on the list of things that are better than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.

Wonder of her vag is that accomodating as well. Talk about tossing a pencil into a tunnel!

wizard sleeve fo sho

Wow!!! This would scare it out of me!
 

That, John, is a WTF.

I see a guy with a camera, and another guy with a camphone. Plus the person taking this picture. Three prepared photographers. Plus, the cashier is standing to the side. Clearly, they knew the cat would be thrown. But why? Must be a promotion. Wherever the cat lands, you get that menu item free?