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Clodfobble 06-24-2008 11:03 AM

Having involuntarily yelled out when that horrific sight hit my eyes, Mr. Clod was compelled to come see. Then we spent a good minute or two debating whether that ass was Asian or Caucasian.

Flint 06-24-2008 11:45 AM

I say Asian. Is that the opinion of Mr. Clod?

Big Sarge 06-24-2008 01:53 PM

It is Asian. Unfortunately, I have seen the video that photo comes from. I don't think I will ever be the same

Clodfobble 06-24-2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
I say Asian. Is that the opinion of Mr. Clod?

Nope. I was saying Asian (two main reasons: 1.) those darker patches are pink on white chicks, and 2.) a big ol' live octopus like that is both more available and more of a fetish in Asia.) I think he was thrown off by the paleness of the skin.

classicman 06-24-2008 03:18 PM

Flint wants that link sarge .. he he hehe

Flint 06-24-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 464619)
...
1.) those darker patches are pink on white chicks, and
...

Right, the coloration is consistent with purple lips, i.e. Asian. I'm disappointed in Mr. Clod.

footfootfoot 06-24-2008 08:55 PM

I noted the distinctly asian rim on the tub in the background. The height of the rim was one give a way, as was the thin lip. I also noticed the peculair bath mat with a multitude of little bumps, not unlike the vinyl seat covers on my folks "62 valiant. Not to mention the octopus thing being very Japanese.

Also I own Vols 1-19 of the DVD series that shot comes from.

jinx 06-24-2008 08:57 PM

Back Door Sluts? Including vol 9????? Duuuuude....

Big Sarge 06-25-2008 12:44 AM

Did you say Backdoor Sluts Vol 9?? Well here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YbhJ4WlJw

SteveDallas 06-25-2008 09:54 AM

Please. Look at the content of the photo. One doesn't need to get into picky details of the person's appearance, or the design of the tub, to know that this was Asian.

Undertoad 06-25-2008 07:24 PM

Japan is the source of most of the world's weirdness right now.

SteveDallas 06-25-2008 08:15 PM

Perhaps, or perhaps just the weirdnesses involving tentacles.

HungLikeJesus 06-25-2008 08:37 PM

Perhaps, or perhaps just the weirdnesses involving testicles.

Sperlock 06-25-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 464833)
Japan is the source of most of the world's weirdness right now.

The Germans also have some of their own weirdness. Then there's Russian animation. :3_eyes:

Sheldonrs 06-28-2008 02:21 AM

Octopussy lives!

DucksNuts 06-28-2008 06:02 AM

Ive seen the one with the octupus coming out the...err...front bum. gross

zippyt 06-28-2008 05:36 PM

1 Attachment(s)
WTF !!!!!

Flint 06-28-2008 05:39 PM

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Sundae 06-28-2008 06:30 PM

NO, no, no, no!
Zippy?!

I last saw a revolting eye image by surprise in Un Chien Andalou (the link gives an idea but it is a still and before the event)
At least that was art (supposedly)

We need a new thread - NSFCS - Not Safe For Common Sensibilities.

zippyt 06-28-2008 06:36 PM

its sick and twisted SG thats why it went here ,
Would I do such , NO !!!!
Would I have such done to me , NO FUCKING WAY !!!!

lookout123 06-28-2008 06:37 PM

you're on report.

zippyt 06-28-2008 06:44 PM

YUCK SG !!!!!!

zippyt 06-28-2008 06:45 PM

I am What about HER !!!!

Sundae 06-28-2008 06:46 PM

Re Un Chien Andalou - what you suspect in the still happens in the film.
In close up.
1929
Probably the first disgusting special effect (there's a cut away and they used a bull's eye)

Perhaps I'm over sensitive because I saw that :)

Clodfobble 06-28-2008 06:50 PM

I had to watch Un Chien Andalou in an auditorium of 500 film students. We all knew it was coming, and you could still probably hear the screams a building away.

Undertoad 06-28-2008 09:16 PM

"When I hear the screams, I know I have 10 minutes."
-- David Bowie, on why he used Un Chien Andalou as his "opening act" one tour.

footfootfoot 06-29-2008 08:59 PM

"...No, but I'll keep my eye out for you."

dar512 06-29-2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 465543)
I had to watch Un Chien Andalou in an auditorium of 500 film students. We all knew it was coming, and you could still probably hear the screams a building away.

I saw it in art history class about 35 years ago. It's an image that sticks with you.

morethanpretty 07-11-2008 03:10 PM

Only sorta NSFW, but thought I should be on the safe side
 
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1265/...f625ac.jpg?v=0

Would you like some mustard on your hot dog?

Sundae 07-11-2008 03:21 PM

That's a lovely beer belly in the background!
Enhanced by the stripes of course.

morethanpretty 07-11-2008 03:49 PM

I really hadn't really studied the background...

zippyt 07-13-2008 02:26 PM

Clucking
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=2054

bluecuracao 07-13-2008 02:45 PM

That guy is funny. "We lahk to make fahk very mahch!"

toranokaze 07-15-2008 03:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzjjzYyvVKQ&NR=1
What?

Sundae 07-15-2008 08:00 PM

Is it still homo-erotic if it's bi-sexual?
Is it really bi-sexual if the woman involved is inflatable?

Bet they played the biscuit game with the cameraman afterwards.

beauregaardhooligan 07-16-2008 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 468824)

Talk about gettin' yer rocks off.

Undertoad 07-31-2008 09:05 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/BumHatIntro.jpg
http://cellar.org/2008/BumHatAnim.gif

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2008 10:17 PM

I think he's been here too. :lol2:

binky 08-01-2008 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 468824)

I don't know about fahking him, but I'm envious of his hair.

richlevy 08-03-2008 08:13 PM

Shoe shine girl.

http://www.livevideo.com/video/E03DA...at-a-girl.aspx

I can't even imagine what the expression on my face would look like.

Stress Puppy 08-04-2008 08:06 AM

It always amazes me how excited most guys will get over the slightest chance to see a breast.

Elspode 08-04-2008 09:16 PM

...and your point?

Stress Puppy 08-04-2008 11:04 PM

Well.. That was it, really. I guess breasts aren't such a scarce commodity in my world. I see them all the time and thus they are nothing special to me.

Seriously .. why does it get other guys so worked up? If she's not actively trying to seduce you, what's the draw? I don't get it.

I have the same issue with strippers. What's the point? If she's got any class, you'll never get to do anything with her, and if you can do anything with her, chances are dozens of other blokes have as well, and thus you're just taking a spin on the Wheel of STDs.

skysidhe 08-05-2008 06:05 PM

woah...wtf
 
http://dockera.com/pics/erotic/violo.jpg

Aliantha 08-05-2008 06:06 PM

I think that's quite a classy photo actually. I imagine if you were a trendy string player you might think it worthy of some wall space.

Sheldonrs 08-05-2008 09:24 PM

I guess there's always strings attached when you want to fiddle around with your BASEr instincts.

SteveDallas 08-05-2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 473640)
It always amazes me how excited most guys will get over the slightest chance to see a breast.

Breasts are, after all, just fat tissue.

Skysidhe.... where is that from?? I like it! (Notice, though, that the strings go THROUGH their skin down at the bottom.. OWW!)

Elspode 08-05-2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 473829)
Well.. That was it, really. I guess breasts aren't such a scarce commodity in my world. I see them all the time and thus they are nothing special to me.

Seriously .. why does it get other guys so worked up? If she's not actively trying to seduce you, what's the draw? I don't get it.

I have the same issue with strippers. What's the point? If she's got any class, you'll never get to do anything with her, and if you can do anything with her, chances are dozens of other blokes have as well, and thus you're just taking a spin on the Wheel of STDs.

I just like 'em. A lot. And I see plenty. Pagan camp is filthy with the lovely things. I'll let you know if I ever see enough. :-)

Stress Puppy 08-06-2008 01:12 AM

What is it about them, though? I'll be the first to admit that I do not think like most people. Just seeing a breast does nothing for me. It's like looking at a toe. In fact, I tend to notice clothed women more than naked ones.

Clodfobble 08-06-2008 11:09 AM

Maybe you're just an "ass" man instead?

skysidhe 08-06-2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 474057)
Skysidhe.... where is that from?? I like it! (Notice, though, that the strings go THROUGH their skin down at the bottom.. OWW!)


I got it via stumbleupon. It was a random photo. I tried to get the website by clicking on the photo for image properties. I am so so so very sorry I did! I won't post the url you can go find it yerself. :blush:

Don't go there unless you like porn. I got to go scrub my memory now :P

Undertoad 08-06-2008 03:35 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/06aug5-topless-ballin.jpg

lookout123 08-06-2008 03:45 PM

looks like a great day at the beach to me.

Stress Puppy 08-06-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 474218)
Maybe you're just an "ass" man instead?

'Whole package' is more accurate. If someone's got a nice ass, but oddly shaped legs, for instance, I won't like it. But to me, looking at women is like looking at a painting. It's nice to see, but unless they are making obvious advances, there's nothing else to it.

Elspode 08-06-2008 09:24 PM

As much as I see them, no matter how many I see, no matter how many times I see the same ones...I will *still* try to cop a look down the girl's top. I'm simply not concerned about *why* I like them so much. I just *do*.

Undertoad 08-13-2008 10:52 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/doughboy.jpg

jinx 08-13-2008 11:05 PM

Is that Little Debbie? Unwrap a smile?

SteveDallas 08-13-2008 11:36 PM

No, Lil Debbie is a redhead. (I like the way you think though.) I can't place her....

ZenGum 08-13-2008 11:45 PM

Nice muffin!

BrianR 08-14-2008 06:17 PM

Morton Salt girl?


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