Um, the guy in a tux holding a sewing machine?

Why was the UPS truck going up a hill to a walk/bike path?

Why do none of the cops have donuts?

I didn't know UPS delivered by watercraft

but WTF! - a sewing machine for graduation????

That's water? I thought it was a dirt road.

And it looks like the sewing machine is his prom date.

Hmm. I suppose that's interesting too.

But really, it's the guy way in the way back who is wearing his backpack using both shoulder straps instead of the stylish single strap.

maybe he made his own tux?

lmao!!!! That is SO 1985, dude. :p

is this anybody's kid, from here?

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No, but this is his brother.

I think it's dirt... a construction site.

I think it's water. A scenic, tree-lined sidewalk, with a slope (riverbank?), leading down to... a construction site?

Yup. It's really muddy water with tire tracks in it.

I think this is his brother.

Are you suggesting that a delivery van got trapped at the bottom of a recessed construction site, adjacent to a walking path, and tried to climb up the mysterious riverbank-shaped slope, but got stuck?

It's a college campus, and that's a soccer field being leveled and new sod about to be put down.

oh...okay how does the sewing machine factor into that?