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glatt 06-22-2007 04:09 PM

And the truck got stuck when the parking brake failed and it rolled down the hill.

glatt 06-22-2007 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 358001)
oh...okay how does the sewing machine factor into that?

Prom present.

Undertoad 06-22-2007 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 351513)

You only have to watch the first 15 seconds of this Japanese children's program to see the origin of the "dramatic look". I love the Internet.


Clodfobble 06-22-2007 07:32 PM

The dramatic look is still cracking me up, even after I've seen it so many times... but the end of the full video is priceless.

beauregaardhooligan 06-22-2007 10:55 PM

It certainly appears to be a construction site, maybe the UPS guy thought he had 4wd.
He apparently went out of his way to deliver the sewing machine.

xoxoxoBruce 06-23-2007 12:45 AM

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The sidewalk and street on the left are going downhill. They reach the level of the construction site about where the dude with the backpack is.

The UPS guy parked on the street and put the mini-sewing machine behind the tire, to keep it from rolling down the hill, but asshat in the tux stole the mini-sewing machine, causing the truck to roll down the hill backwards over the sidewalk and down the embankment, but it got hung up so the driver couldn't continue backing down to the construction site where he could have driven away without being charged with an accident, so he lost his job and had to yank his kids out of college, which made room for the asshat in the tux to go to the college the UPS driver's kids used to attend.

Happens every day.





Now back to WTF.

Elspode 06-23-2007 11:17 AM

I wonder what style of tux that guy's prom date was wearing that evening?

Uisge Beatha 06-25-2007 06:07 AM

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Elspode 06-25-2007 08:59 PM

Giant squid, schmiant squid. The one that almost sundered the Nautilus was lots bigger than that.

xoxoxoBruce 06-25-2007 10:41 PM

Yeah and who the hell is that munchkin?

Uisge Beatha 06-26-2007 04:42 AM

I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?

xoxoxoBruce 06-26-2007 05:29 PM

If it was a dud, it would have drawn no responses.

SteveDallas 06-26-2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha (Post 358877)
I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?

I don't know about freakish.. all I could think of was... what does it smell like??

jinx 06-26-2007 07:16 PM

I dont know about smell, but I recently learned, at the Delaware Natural History Museum (ya, no shit!) that giant squids don't taste good at all (no giant calamari or ika). Apparently they have ammonium chloride instead of sodium chloride as a blood salt, which may help them control booyancy or something... but tastes like shit.

HungLikeJesus 06-26-2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 357999)
It's a college campus, and that's a soccer field being leveled and new sod about to be put down.

If that's a college campus, then how come no one's looting the truck?


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