... but the other half would nominate you as team captain in the burpanfartathon at the local pub.


(or, .... but are you dating half the guys you work with? :p )

Nah, I work with a bunch of early 20's, I shant be dating any of them.

My big himbo is lovely to look at though, 22, 6'3, football player.....he's very drool worthy, kinda thick, but you have to love him when he looks like that.

I'm trying to imagine the conversation.

pepperoni

Conversation?

Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).

Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.

Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?

Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.

Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?

Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.

QUOTE=ZenGum;584533]Conversation?

Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).

Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.

Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?

Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.

Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?

Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.[/quote]

:lol2::lol2:

Two scrambled eggs, a giant fluffy pancake, and three pieces of bacon. Usually eat a bowl of granola for breakfast - pretty sure I'm gonna explode.

Pichanga

This would have to be one of the most disgusting culinary(?) items on offer here. It contains..potato chips, beef, chicken, fried egg, chorizo and hotdog sausages.

Last night's actually was quite edible. The first one I tried a few months ago was disgusting and inedible beyond belief.

Pichanga pic
 

Here it is in all its disgusting glory.

That looks perfect for the 4AM diner stop, after a night on the town. ;)

You're right.

Your nutritionist does not approve. Sod em.

Much embarrassed shifting of feet, avoiding eye-contact and promising to eat more healthily in future (after throwing the empty M & M's packet in the bin).

Eggplant Parmesan

Sometimes, but usually its like....

Me: Did you call [important customer here]?

Himbo: (avoiding eye contact) Err, I will, when I get back from lunch, what do you think I should say?

Me: Fucking jesus, do I look like your Mother.....(notice the no question mark here)

Himbo: ....[too long a pause for my liking]

Me: I will beat you like a step child in a minute.

Himbo: Positions hands under Des & Troy for the obligatory flex, he even looks at them both to make sure my attention is on them

Me: That shit doesnt work with me, make the call.

Himbo sulks away whilst I am TOTALLY checking out his arse and doing that little smile that says "I have to luv him or I may kill him....plus he is totally hot".