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jinx 08-14-2008 06:47 PM

No, she wears a yellow dress.

Who the fuck is that? Its driving me nuts...

footfootfoot 08-14-2008 08:04 PM

sunshine bread? maybe I meant sunbeam, she's a blonde and the checked shirt matches, but no hat...

spudcon 08-14-2008 08:19 PM

It's obviously Buster Brown!

Elspode 08-14-2008 08:51 PM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm never gonna be able to eat a Hostess cupcake without thinking about how that swirly white line gets on the top of it.

classicman 08-14-2008 10:00 PM

The Blue Bonnet butter girl?

zippyt 08-14-2008 10:42 PM

every thing looks better with Blue Bonnette On it !!

HungLikeJesus 08-14-2008 10:45 PM

You mean the Blue Boner girl?

Chocolatl 08-14-2008 11:03 PM

After spending more time than is probably healthy trying to figure out the pastry tattoo, I think it might be Little Debbie, after all. In the 90s they released Little Debbie Barbie dolls that had the same outfits as the gal in the tattoo -- white hat with blue ribbon, checkered dress with lace ruffles on the sleeves.

Maybe the tattoo artist took "redhead" to mean "strawberry blonde"?

lumberjim 08-14-2008 11:11 PM

little bo peep!

xoxoxoBruce 08-15-2008 12:03 AM

Does Little Miss Muffet get her curds that whey? :yelsick:

Shawnee123 08-15-2008 08:29 AM

That guy's arm pimples make it looks like Little Debbie got a little ass-smackin'

:vomit:

xoxoxoBruce 08-15-2008 10:53 AM

Is that what that is? I thought it was part of the tattoo. :confused:

spudcon 08-15-2008 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 476344)
That guy's arm pimples make it looks like Little Debbie got a little ass-smackin'

:vomit:

Arm pimples? I thought those were ass pimples.

richlevy 08-16-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 474062)
Pagan camp is filthy with the lovely things.

Is that anything like band camp.:D

Stress Puppy 08-16-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 476394)
Is that what that is? I thought it was part of the tattoo. :confused:

It is. Those are hand prints.

barefoot serpent 08-19-2008 01:23 PM

walkin' the dogs
 
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zippyt 08-19-2008 11:11 PM


Elspode 08-19-2008 11:38 PM

Dude...two questions...

1) Where were you when that pic was taken?
2) Why is your wang hanging out?

Oh...and I just noticed...is that a folf goal there in the middle of that field?

Sundae 08-20-2008 06:53 AM

Moar wangs pleeze!

classicman 08-20-2008 08:22 AM

one more question - why are you wearing a skirt?

barefoot serpent 08-20-2008 12:26 PM

99.9% sure that this is a shark
 
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my, what big teeth you have...

edit: butt, it might be a dolphin with an overbite

FStop 08-21-2008 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 477164)

Ah, internet cinema at it's best. Love it. Where else could one find a gigantic wang, huge boobs, and a guy shuffling in a bear suit?
Thanks for posting that. :lol:

richlevy 08-21-2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 477169)
Dude...two questions...

1) Where were you when that pic was taken?
2) Why is your wang hanging out?

Oh...and I just noticed...is that a folf goal there in the middle of that field?

I had to look up folf.

A long while back, in the early Internet days, I read a semi-joking proposal for some sort of mass wargaming event involving camping, plastic mallets, half naked women, and assorted oddities. When you mentioned 'folf', for a moment I thought that was it.:D

Now it's going to bother me unless I find it.:neutral:

Elspode 08-21-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 477497)
A long while back, in the early Internet days, I read a semi-joking proposal for some sort of mass wargaming event involving camping, plastic mallets, half naked women, and assorted oddities.

Check under "Society for Creative Anachronism". :3eye:

richlevy 08-21-2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 477505)
Check under "Society for Creative Anachronism". :3eye:

Nope:D. This was even weirder. They assigned roles with odd names. I think they had guys with soft plastic mallets, and I think frisbees were involved. It was the weirdest and most ambitious idea for a game that I ever read.

Maybe I'll come across it in my old archives.

Crimson Ghost 08-22-2008 03:33 PM

folf = frisbee golf

TheMercenary 08-23-2008 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 477497)
I had to look up folf.

A long while back, in the early Internet days, I read a semi-joking proposal for some sort of mass wargaming event involving camping, plastic mallets, half naked women, and assorted oddities. When you mentioned 'folf', for a moment I thought that was it.:D

Now it's going to bother me unless I find it.:neutral:

Sounds like Burning Man Project.

http://www.burningman.com/

richlevy 08-23-2008 02:08 PM

No, it was organized like a SCA event but with a Monty Python twist.

richlevy 09-03-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 477758)
Sounds like Burning Man Project.

http://www.burningman.com/

Speaking of Burning Man projects.


BrianR 09-04-2008 10:51 AM

wtf wuz dat?

Elspode 09-04-2008 11:58 AM

WTF that was, was...*awesome*! :D

I loved the part about how it was the photographer's sister. The nekkedist one, too.

I need to invite these girls to Heartland Pagan Fest.

richlevy 09-04-2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 480883)
wtf wuz dat?

That was apparently one of the 'art projects' at Burning Man, which partly explains why 40,000 people travel to a barren, inhospitable piece of desert in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, and here's another one


You have to figure it's probably 104 degrees in the shade, and theres no shade, so it's automatically the hottest pole dance in history.

I think the 20th anniversary Cellar GTG in 2010 should be held at Burning Man.

TheMercenary 09-05-2008 11:44 AM

I have always wanted to go. I have been reading about it on and off since the late 90's. Yea, I could hang there for a week.

Griff 09-05-2008 12:43 PM

Sure, now that you're a liberal. ;)

TheMercenary 09-05-2008 05:02 PM

:D

Hey man, I have always wanted to go.

richlevy 09-07-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 481312)
Sure, now that you're a liberal. ;)

Actually, the original burning man was all about indiscriminate shooting of guns and running cars flat out, sometimes at the same time. It was only as it grew that they had to stop that.

It's more of a libertarian event as opposed to a left/right event. Apparently, a lot of cops attend. The original burning man was planned during a solstice, so it was basically a pagan influenced festival that got kicked out of San Francisco. Think Plastic Forks on steroids.


Tree Fae 09-08-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 480930)
WTF that was, was...*awesome*! :D

I loved the part about how it was the photographer's sister. The nekkedist one, too.

I need to invite these girls to Heartland Pagan Fest.

I think we could manage to put together such an act with the talent we have right here in KC. Might be fun for the talent show!!

Elspode 09-08-2008 07:55 PM

I'll attend Burning Man when they air condition it, I think. :)

TheMercenary 09-08-2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 481713)
Actually, the original burning man was all about indiscriminate shooting of guns and running cars flat out, sometimes at the same time.

I would fit right in with that!:D

Pico and ME 09-11-2008 02:10 PM

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s.../300x250_1.gif

barefoot serpent 09-11-2008 05:04 PM

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sex addiction aversion therapy?

Sundae 09-16-2008 07:52 AM

Hang on, if you were only breathing in someone else's exhalations, wouldn't you like, die?

TheMercenary 09-17-2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 484468)
Hang on, if you were only breathing in someone else's exhalations, wouldn't you like, die?

Eventually, same for only breathing your own exhalations.

impress 09-21-2008 10:16 PM

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bigw00dy 09-22-2008 05:57 PM

this is truely a WTF NSFW


PLease...only peek if you have a strong stomach.




you have been warned.....







http://jj.am/gallery/d/34719-1/itsaboy.jpg

classicman 09-22-2008 07:03 PM

ugghh

kerosene 09-22-2008 08:56 PM

I can't believe I just saw that. :dead3: :vomit:

footfootfoot 09-22-2008 09:12 PM

What is the story there?

bigw00dy 09-22-2008 09:44 PM

here is some more

http://jj.am/gallery/d/59814-1/Gimp_sex.jpg

HungLikeJesus 09-22-2008 09:48 PM

That's going to leave a mark.

kerosene 09-23-2008 09:30 AM

What are you trying to do to us, BW?

classicman 09-23-2008 10:29 AM

next page

Sundae 09-23-2008 10:31 AM

Um.
I didn't need to see either of the last two.
Seems far too invasive for me.

The first one if it had a story perhaps. But I don't like looking at dead people just for the sake of it.

The second is just too personal.

classicman 09-23-2008 10:33 AM

please

classicman 09-23-2008 10:34 AM

My eyes are begging

footfootfoot 09-23-2008 10:57 AM

Someone please PM me when it is safe to look at this thread. (Irony intended)

glatt 09-23-2008 11:07 AM

just use the ignore function. You can always click on his posts in other threads to read them when he posts there.

toranokaze 09-23-2008 11:15 AM

So it is retard sex right... where did you find something like that, did yo stumble on to it or were you looking for it?

Sundae 09-23-2008 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 486205)
So it is retard sex right... where did you find something like that, did yo stumble on to it or were you looking for it?

Ugly word.

jester 09-23-2008 12:12 PM

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