Srsly? Gimme the money or I'm leaving Thor here would so work....

What? And no one took pictures?

Topless women shovel snow in Times Square.

http://thehill.com/capital-living/in...n-times-square

Inmate Sues for Rat Bite on Penis

:eyebrow: he claims a rat came out of a hole in his mattress and bit him on the willy. Hmmmm

Glitch has PG County School System robocalling parents at 4:30AM to tell them that school is delayed because of the snow this week.

One pissed off parent returns the favor the next day, having a robocall center call the school board members and superintendant at home at 4:30 AM with his complaint.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...l?hpid=topnews

I got my call at 6am even though my kids have never attended school in the district...

That's nice. How the new online thing going, by the way, Jinx? I have been wondering.

We don't get calls. Have to listen to the radio, or look it up on their website. We used to have the option to get a text alert, but that didn't seem to work this last time. No text came.

We got a robocall last time. we don't need or want it but can't opt out. I prefer the extra hour or two sleep then check the website. I was going to disconnect the phone before I fell asleep, but I forgot.

Given how easy it is to set these things up, shouldn't it be possible for parents who don't want to opt out completely to set their preferred time of call? Seeing as they do it as a rolling thing that takes an hour or so anyway? I'd opt for the 6:00-6:30 call but 5am does not make me a happy camper.

Fantastic for Spencer, Ripley doesn't like it. She's gonna start at the school across the street for the next marking period. I hope she likes it.... I think she will.

What grade is she?

...and how do you like it? How does it compare to your previous home-schooling experience?

Like the next marking period that starts in a week? (At least ours does.)

I triple dog-dare ya!!
 

from Here

peeing policewoman statue?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

Interesting, 72,000 sq ft house.

http://ccheadliner.com/news/article_...cc4c03286.html

:joylove:

There's a guy near me that built a 120-car garage (at his house). I don't know what that works out to in square feet.

Supposedly he has a Lamborghini from every year that they have been made, and two Bugatti Veyrons. I've seen one of them.

My "garbage man" has a 6 car, heated & airconditioned, garage for his personal cars. :rolleyes:

what does he do for a living?

Mafia?

Hey hey, capitalism, free enterprise man, and anybody that says otherwise gets their legs busted.

I think he was born into the right family.

Edit: Richard Berry - grandson of Loren M. Berry, the pioneer of the Yellow Pages.

Edit^2: Here are some pictures: http://aussieexotics.com/forum/lambo...ion-440.0.html

From Merc link above...

A sign at the entrance

Your
tax dollars
at work

We have one of these too...a plastic surgeon in/near a small town of (20K) in southern Oregon.
We think his Office Manager found the address for Medicare.

On the flagpole thing ... I thought Mythbusters did that and said it was busted. If so, the news story on the previous page calls all of their results into question.

Not that i didn't question their results prior to seeing this. I know they are wrong about the airplane on a treadmill. I just know it.

EDIT: Oops. Nevermind. Flagpole/tongue is confirmed. I stand by my statement on airplane on a treadmill.

I've had wet hands stick to aluminum storm doors in the winter and before I had seen that movie, when I was very young, I burned my tongue on some hot soup or tea or cocoa or something and I grabbed an ice cube tray thinking the cold ice cube tray would relieve the pain... That was painful.

NY Tiimes
Melting in Andes Reveals Remains and Wreckage
By SIMON ROMERO
Published: January 15, 2011

Very cool.

I had a serious ice-crunching habit back in the day, to the point that I would just fill a cup with ice and eat it several times a day. When the glass was full, I would stick my tongue in and retrieve an ice cube by letting it stick, just like you can do with popcorn.

Ice eating can be a sign of anemia....

I've heard that--been routinely tested as an adult, but never as a kid. My mother used to put me to bed with a cup of ice, every night from the age of about 3. (This was my demand, not her idea of a comfort item.)

Ice eating can be a sign of sexual frustration...or so my sophomore high school friend told me. ;)

*stops crunching on the ice cube and calls the wife*

Why frustration ? You can have wonderful sexual foreplay with an ice cube....

Packers fan fired for wearing Green Bay tie to work


http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011...n-job-chicago/

Well duh, green is an ugly tie color. Only thing worse would be yellow.

Cora died.

Where's the beef? It sure ain't in this here taco!

Taco Bell sued over beef that's only 35% beef.

Anti-dusting agent? 'Beef' is sitting around collecting dust? WTF?

So they can't call it beef. They just need a new name, like fauxburger or phony baloney.

I need some of that anti-dusting agent for my house.

I read that as 'horse.'

Remember when someone said something about a dirty house and someone thought it was horse and posted a pic of a dusty horse then someone said they cleaned their house and a pic of a spankin' clean horse popped up? 'Member that? That was funny.

Nah, it's all that other stuff they add that causes dust to come off the mixture. "Anti-dusting agent" is a slightly nicer way of saying "glue."

This makes me proud to be a resident of PDX. :cool:

No more 'service snakes' on TriMet. But what about guide horses? Saddle up, Portland
Published: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 8:22 PM *** Updated: Thursday, January 20, 2011, 7:53 AM
By Joseph Rose, The Oregonian

Keep Portland weird

Suicide bomber killed by SMS message

An unexpected and unwanted text message from a wireless company prematurely exploded a would-be suicide bomber’s vest bomb in Russia New Year’s Eve, inadvertently thwarting a planned attack on revelers in Moscow, according to The Daily Telegraph.

The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia. Cell phones are often used as makeshift detonators by terrorist and insurgent groups.

If true, the SMS might be the only time that a wireless carrier’s SMS message has ever been useful.

The authorities suspect the female bomber was part of the same Jihadist group that is suspected of hitting Moscow’s airport on Monday with a suicide bomb attack that killed 35.

Via The Telegraph

Live by the sword.....

Good God what a waste.:headshake

Oh, was there a picture? I must have missed that.

Google image search. Pretty racy, but prolly SFW. She'll be the too-hot blonde with bodacious taytays.

Somebody do the legwork on this, and, please, tell me this is complete bullshit...

It's complete bullshit.

Onion article.

Oh, thank God! Bears are big and mean and scary enough, without a 27 inch cock and a taste for man-ass.

The bear may get whinny about the poo...

Hah! I see what you did there.

West Palm Beach man dead for 16-20 minutes, lives to tell about it
Link

The equipment given partial credit in saving his life is pretty damn nice. Those automated chest compression machines are pretty rare. I've played with a Glidescope before and they're really nice with that camera on the end. Helps a boatload in seeing down the throat compared to the usually pretty dim light on a laryngoscope. Would have been interesting to hear what kind of heart monitor they have. The newest models are badass, like Lifepak 12 and 15's. They can wirelessly send heart rhythms to the receiving hospital in real time, so the physician can give additional instructions/recommendations while treating the patient and en route.

'Super pack' of 400 wolves terrorise remote Russian town after killing 30 horses in just four days.

:eek:

Lady Gaga sports bizarre flesh-coloured facial horns


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...82_468x708.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ial-horns.html

:lol:

hahahaha! from here

Woman Dies at Desk, Found the Next Day
 

LINK

Pretty Scary! :eek:


Notice they say she was well liked? Obviously not really :rolleyes:

God, he is such a douche. hahahaha is right.