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Lamplighter 10-28-2015 01:57 PM

Yes, but when is Pillsbury going to activate it's D.E.R.T. ?

(Doughboy Emergency Response Team)

Pamela 10-28-2015 06:49 PM

it's not a blimp. It's an alien spacecraft.

Oh sure, they SAY it's a blimp, but *I* know the truth.

It's always a balloon or swamp gas or a helicopter, but I know it's aliens.

Gravdigr 10-30-2015 03:31 PM

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Massive crack in earth mysteriously opens up in Bighorn Mountains

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Photo: SNS Outfitter & Guides

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2015 04:21 PM

Quote:

Regarding the engineer’s explanation about a spring and lubrication, Wittke said, “A lot of landslides are caused by subsurface lubrication by ground moisture or water and things like that, or in this case, a spring.”
Isn't ground moisture, water, and a spring, all water? I suppose in rare cases the "subsurface lubrication" could be oil seeping, but except for those rare instances what besides water? I doubt many landslides, fast or slow, were caused by spilled Anal-Eze.

Gravdigr 10-30-2015 04:39 PM

Is Wyoming a girl, now?

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2015 04:42 PM

Just stop, before it devolves to Yo Mama cracks. :haha:

Lamplighter 10-30-2015 05:24 PM

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Maybe a coincidence, but off in the distance it looks like continuation of a fault line.

Gravdigr 11-10-2015 12:38 PM

Former Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson dies suddenly at 29

Gravdigr 11-20-2015 10:35 AM

***Probably Don't Wanna Look At This At Work (close-up of Holly's clothed "Private Fun Place")***

Holly Holm Steroid Rumors Surface After Photo Shows Bigger Than Normal Vagina Area (Video)

xoxoxoBruce 11-20-2015 02:01 PM

What the hell is a "normal" size vagina area? I've seen a wide range of variation from flat to fat. :eyebrow:

glatt 11-20-2015 02:15 PM

It's always cool when people's bodies are publicly described as not normal. That's the best.

[/sarcasm]

eta: I know you are just linking to the story grav, and those are their words, not yours.

Gravdigr 11-20-2015 02:25 PM

A before pic would've been nice.

Perhaps they should have the words "more muscular"...a more muscular vaginal area.

Or, maybe describe her as, in Cellar terms, 'stout-cootered'.:jig:

I'd pay extra for that.

Lamplighter 11-20-2015 07:26 PM

The TSA has just announced that passengers at the Klamath Falls, Oregon airport
(far-southern central Oregon) will NOT be screened due to "erratic numbers of daily passengers".
Instead, KF's passengers will be FLOWN to PDX for screening there. :smack:

Now all you terroristta boys and girls behave yourselves while aloft,
at least until you get to Portland.

.

Gravdigr 11-21-2015 12:48 PM

Well, that's different.

xoxoxoBruce 11-21-2015 12:52 PM

It's an economy move because the TSA is trying to scrimp by on their tiny $7.3 Billion budget.


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