Bugger! The IT guys just came into the office to say that they're closing down the server to do stuff to it, so that's the end of my Cellar posting plans for today.

Hostel is a pretty violent movie. Not much left to see here.

DAMMIT!!

My basement is a fen.

DAMMIT!!

Client said my design isn't "modern" enough.

Woman, you have a two-station salon in the rear of a plain brick building, with a plain vanilla "open" sign and a dirty white plastic resin bench outside. I'm a fine turd-polisher, but if you polish a turd too long it will disintegrate.

http://cellar.org/2011/modernexterior.jpg

LOL


Why can I picture this woman in my head?

Here, use this picture:

:lol: what she wants is lots of swirling flash animations and more loud. When she said modern what she really meant was tacky.

1) because there's lots of space in your head?
2) There'd need to be because she has a huge bleached up-do, doesn't she?

Fill it up with ultra-modern memes, like Raptor Jesus and Fuuuuu Dude.

1) Yes
2) Maybe a smaller do, but there is bleaching involved. She also talks in a poo-poo kind of voice. Dahlink, these designs, they are NOT the modern that my clients have come to expect. Poo-poo.

I told the salesgent to go back and get example websites for what she thinks is "modern"... or take half his commission and we punt.

At least she's got one of those giant sandwich presses.

That joke was sub-par.

And two big ice-cream scoops.

ouch.