I'd invite .. let me see ... Big Sarge over. :D

Still dead! Woo Hoo ...

SNL reports: Franco is too

I knew Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was a friend of mine. And you, bin Laden, are no Jesus Christ. Don't even think of resurrecting yourself.

Ah, something from tw that isn't profoundly offensive! Keep up the good work.

still dead.

Thanks to President Obama.

Obama doesn't kill terrorists.
Guns kill terrorists.

Ha

Double tap, 9mmPB, no? USN guy on the trigger.

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said:

Navy Seals - 1
Osama - 0

And I thought, well no, really it ought to be Navy Seals - 1, Osama - 2,819. Okay, the Navy Seals can have credit for the several hundred other top Al Qaeda deaths, too... but that still leaves Osama ahead. Shitty bumper sticker.