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BrianR 09-26-2008 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 487065)
Just out of curiosity, am I the only Freemason in The Cellar?

Nope.

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 487067)
I thought the Freemasons were a secret society?

Nope.

Sundae 09-26-2008 09:45 AM

An accquaintance of mine used to live on the same street as a Masonic Hall. He had a real issue with Freemasons for no reason I could ever determine. When he came home drunk he used to piss through their letterbox.

As you were.

xoxoxoBruce 09-26-2008 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 487129)
I thought the Freemasons were a secret society.

It's no secret, they eat live babies at their meetings, and wipe their chins with pages from the Koran. :lol2:

Trilby 09-26-2008 02:42 PM

Secret societies always remind me of the Simpson's. Actually, everything reminds me of the Simpsons.

From the Stonecutter's Episode:

HOMER: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.

MOE: Uh, I think he should have to take a different oath.

SteveDallas 09-26-2008 02:52 PM

When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.

Trilby 09-26-2008 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 487286)
When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.

You don't have to impress me with your nerdiness anymore, SD. I know, truly, madly, deeply, that you are the nerdiest of all. :heartpump

SteveDallas 09-26-2008 03:46 PM

Aww Brianna you say such . . . . .


ACCCK gotta run.. they're after me.... it was nice knowing you all

Number 2 Pencil 09-26-2008 07:11 PM

'safe for work porn' is the title of this, and sure enough, there is nothing explicit... or is there?

Still to be safe, consider it NSFW


Number 2 Pencil 09-26-2008 07:23 PM

(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)

Crimson Ghost 09-26-2008 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Number 2 Pencil (Post 487318)
(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)

Too late.

My "Captain Midnight" decoder ring with the transceiver has alerted me to their displeasure. The Great Old Ones are on the way. Stay where you are.
Resistance is futile. Struggling will only make it worse.

BTW, LabRat, tell Red I said " ".

Back to the thread.........

BrianR 09-27-2008 03:13 AM

video gone...

Number 2 Pencil 09-27-2008 06:56 AM

hmm, it is gone, looks like the Masons that run Youtube don't like non-porn.

Though you can still find it if you do a search for 'safe for work porn' on youtube, i won't bother to link because if one came down probably the others will too. Look for the lady dj scratching a record player... is that really what she is doing?


Now let me get out my Department of Homeland Security Duct Tape and prepare myself for the coming of the Elder Gods. I for one welcome our Tentacled Overlord Rulers. please don't eat me.

xoxoxoBruce 09-27-2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 487407)
video gone...

Here. http://www.banthis.com/videos/1258/S...Work-Porn.html

BrianR 09-28-2008 07:49 AM

thankyew! :)

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2008 11:22 AM

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Cicero 10-01-2008 11:48 AM

Classy.

Crimson Ghost 10-02-2008 07:28 PM

Jesus Hopped-on-a-pogostick Christ, what the fuck is that?

jinx 10-02-2008 07:32 PM

looks unsanitary

xoxoxoBruce 10-02-2008 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 489231)
Jesus Hopped-on-a-pogostick Christ, what the fuck is that?

That's art, man... art you probably paid for with your taxes. :haha:

Undertoad 10-03-2008 12:36 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/amputee.jpg

BrianR 10-03-2008 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 489252)
ah, all makes sense now...

men use logarithmic scales when assessing their willy length...

not ALL of us...

Bullitt 10-04-2008 11:52 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...3098074612.gif

Nothin like some good ol fashion live-action alien rape

Sundae 10-05-2008 06:16 AM

And it's nothing I want to see either.
Grim with a capital G

ZenGum 10-05-2008 06:26 AM

BrianR, if that is you, for Halloween you could write $3.99/Gallon on your chest and go as a gas pump.

BrianR 10-05-2008 01:16 PM

Not me, just a teenage dream Photoshopped and found on the Internet. I've had that for years in my pictures file, I just now found a home for it.

xoxoxoBruce 10-05-2008 08:28 PM

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lumberjim 10-05-2008 08:49 PM

tits!

Elspode 10-05-2008 09:49 PM

And a bare minkie, too.

footfootfoot 10-05-2008 09:56 PM

Bruce I haven't laughed so hard in days.

ZenGum 10-05-2008 10:16 PM

That milk might explain all the strong bones hereabouts.

Treasenuak 10-05-2008 10:27 PM

Oh... that ain't milk...

BrianR 10-06-2008 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 490184)
tits!


Sorry, Ruthie.

SteveDallas 10-06-2008 10:44 AM

Yes, indeed.

toranokaze 10-07-2008 12:12 PM

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Just odd


Full story here
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...page_id=2&haha

classicman 10-07-2008 01:15 PM

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After the new poll result this weekend that showed Obama ahead by 6%, the McCain campaign has become desperate. See the attached message for McCain's new poster.

SteveDallas 10-07-2008 04:54 PM

I don't get it.

Clodfobble 10-07-2008 05:03 PM

...really?

Maybe my sarcasm meter is off.

SteveDallas 10-07-2008 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 490836)
...really?

Maybe my sarcasm meter is off.

No, not really. Just my standard smartassedness. Besides, there's always the off chance that somebody who's not paying attention will post a detailed explanation.

TheMercenary 10-07-2008 08:33 PM

White bitches will suck my cock when I am king of the UN!
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http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9...kcock22kz7.jpg

TheMercenary 10-07-2008 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 490735)
After the new poll result this weekend that showed Obama ahead by 6%, the McCain campaign has become desperate. See the attached message for McCain's new poster.

Ouch!:D

Shave Bush!

classicman 10-07-2008 10:50 PM

Merc - see post #1418 then 50 lashes with a wet noodle

lumberjim 10-07-2008 11:18 PM

right...her bush is gone in the pic. Steve was, undoubtedly too polite to look at the naughty bits.

richlevy 10-12-2008 12:46 PM

Cleanliness is next to OMG-liness!
 
Watching this makes me feel clean and dirty at the same time.:blush:

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/140...L-Lotion-Time/

Sundae 10-12-2008 02:32 PM

Hmmmm.
The only WTF in that video was why you'd put it in this thread. It's standard woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair.

I mean great if you get off on a nice pair of tits, she's attractive and all. But not really WTF.

Maybe we need a porn thread?

richlevy 10-12-2008 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 492811)
Hmmmm.
The only WTF in that video was why you'd put it in this thread. It's standard woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair.

I mean great if you get off on a nice pair of tits, she's attractive and all. But not really WTF.

Maybe we need a porn thread?

Well, since she wasn't a Cellar member, I couldn't put it in the members's NSFW thread. Since it was NSFW, I couldn't put it in the standard video thread.

Maybe it's WTF because it was the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen. Since you found it 'standard', you've obviously seen more than I have.:D

If she had more clearly displayed the lotion label, I would suspect this of being a product placement viral video. Or a European commercial?;)

If Bruce thinks it's too off topic, he can delete it.:p Of course personally, I'd rather lose the off-topic discussion of 'mote' versus the off-topic link to the woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video.

Sundae 10-12-2008 03:13 PM

I will admit it's the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen too.

I was just surprised when it ended without a bizarre denouement - like she was a ladyboy, or she was sucked into the sink (a la It) or... something. And it's quite a lot of woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair if you're not really into that.

I want something more than tits and lotion damnit.
Does that make me of the WTF Generation?!

richlevy 10-12-2008 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 492825)
I will admit it's the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen too.

I was just surprised when it ended without a bizarre denouement - like she was a ladyboy, or she was sucked into the sink (a la It) or... something. And it's quite a lot of woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair if you're not really into that.

I want something more than tits and lotion damnit.
Does that make me of the WTF Generation?!

Think of it as like the ending to 'The Sopranos'. The WTF is that there is no bizarre denouement.

My only suggestion is that if you think there needs to be a woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair with a bizarre denouement, then you should grab a bottle of lotion and your webcam and get working on it.:D

I will be happy to judge your efforts.

SteveDallas 10-12-2008 05:42 PM

Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.

footfootfoot 10-12-2008 06:52 PM

I kept waiting to hear the same thing the woman who fell off her bicycle in the other thread said...

richlevy 10-12-2008 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 492844)
Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.

...and then there's that one other guy.

Nirvana 10-15-2008 12:11 PM

speaking of tits... someone bring the melted butter!
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...WTFLobster.jpg

Cicero 10-15-2008 12:14 PM

That suspiciously looks like the undies I'm missing.

Nirvana 10-15-2008 12:18 PM

Guy taking the photo still has on his socks! LOL!

barefoot serpent 10-15-2008 12:54 PM

meh... it's a red lobster so it's been cooked. I wanna see a live one!

TheMercenary 10-15-2008 05:04 PM

Look at the size of those lobster claws. Man I am hungry now. Spread em... :D

barefoot serpent 10-15-2008 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 492844)
Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.

It puts the lotion on its skin.:blush:

Cloud 10-15-2008 11:03 PM

Playing beautiful music
 
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play piercing. beautiful and ouchy.

richlevy 10-15-2008 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 494127)
play piercing. beautiful and ouchy.

I don't even want to guess where the G-string is.

It looks like a good way to get plucked.
He really knows how to string her along.
The relationship will never last. He'll always find something about her to harp on.

ZenGum 10-15-2008 11:52 PM

Harp-girl could have been thought up by Dali. He'd probably have done it, too. Awesome.

I missed the one with the lobster!

Cicero 10-16-2008 10:18 AM

I just want to know what song he's playing. :)


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