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An accquaintance of mine used to live on the same street as a Masonic Hall. He had a real issue with Freemasons for no reason I could ever determine. When he came home drunk he used to piss through their letterbox.
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Secret societies always remind me of the Simpson's. Actually, everything reminds me of the Simpsons.
From the Stonecutter's Episode: HOMER: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs. MOE: Uh, I think he should have to take a different oath. |
When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.
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Aww Brianna you say such . . . . .
ACCCK gotta run.. they're after me.... it was nice knowing you all |
'safe for work porn' is the title of this, and sure enough, there is nothing explicit... or is there?
Still to be safe, consider it NSFW |
(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)
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My "Captain Midnight" decoder ring with the transceiver has alerted me to their displeasure. The Great Old Ones are on the way. Stay where you are. Resistance is futile. Struggling will only make it worse. BTW, LabRat, tell Red I said " ". Back to the thread......... |
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hmm, it is gone, looks like the Masons that run Youtube don't like non-porn.
Though you can still find it if you do a search for 'safe for work porn' on youtube, i won't bother to link because if one came down probably the others will too. Look for the lady dj scratching a record player... is that really what she is doing? Now let me get out my Department of Homeland Security Duct Tape and prepare myself for the coming of the Elder Gods. I for one welcome our Tentacled Overlord Rulers. please don't eat me. |
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thankyew! :)
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Classy.
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Jesus Hopped-on-a-pogostick Christ, what the fuck is that?
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looks unsanitary
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Nothin like some good ol fashion live-action alien rape |
And it's nothing I want to see either.
Grim with a capital G |
BrianR, if that is you, for Halloween you could write $3.99/Gallon on your chest and go as a gas pump.
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Not me, just a teenage dream Photoshopped and found on the Internet. I've had that for years in my pictures file, I just now found a home for it.
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tits!
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And a bare minkie, too.
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Bruce I haven't laughed so hard in days.
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That milk might explain all the strong bones hereabouts.
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Oh... that ain't milk...
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Sorry, Ruthie. |
Yes, indeed.
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After the new poll result this weekend that showed Obama ahead by 6%, the McCain campaign has become desperate. See the attached message for McCain's new poster.
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I don't get it.
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...really?
Maybe my sarcasm meter is off. |
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White bitches will suck my cock when I am king of the UN!
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Shave Bush! |
Merc - see post #1418 then 50 lashes with a wet noodle
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right...her bush is gone in the pic. Steve was, undoubtedly too polite to look at the naughty bits.
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Cleanliness is next to OMG-liness!
Watching this makes me feel clean and dirty at the same time.:blush:
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/140...L-Lotion-Time/ |
Hmmmm.
The only WTF in that video was why you'd put it in this thread. It's standard woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair. I mean great if you get off on a nice pair of tits, she's attractive and all. But not really WTF. Maybe we need a porn thread? |
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Maybe it's WTF because it was the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen. Since you found it 'standard', you've obviously seen more than I have.:D If she had more clearly displayed the lotion label, I would suspect this of being a product placement viral video. Or a European commercial?;) If Bruce thinks it's too off topic, he can delete it.:p Of course personally, I'd rather lose the off-topic discussion of 'mote' versus the off-topic link to the woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video. |
I will admit it's the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen too.
I was just surprised when it ended without a bizarre denouement - like she was a ladyboy, or she was sucked into the sink (a la It) or... something. And it's quite a lot of woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair if you're not really into that. I want something more than tits and lotion damnit. Does that make me of the WTF Generation?! |
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My only suggestion is that if you think there needs to be a woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair with a bizarre denouement, then you should grab a bottle of lotion and your webcam and get working on it.:D I will be happy to judge your efforts. |
Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.
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I kept waiting to hear the same thing the woman who fell off her bicycle in the other thread said...
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speaking of tits... someone bring the melted butter!
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...WTFLobster.jpg |
That suspiciously looks like the undies I'm missing.
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Guy taking the photo still has on his socks! LOL!
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meh... it's a red lobster so it's been cooked. I wanna see a live one!
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Look at the size of those lobster claws. Man I am hungry now. Spread em... :D
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play piercing. beautiful and ouchy.
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It looks like a good way to get plucked. He really knows how to string her along. The relationship will never last. He'll always find something about her to harp on. |
Harp-girl could have been thought up by Dali. He'd probably have done it, too. Awesome.
I missed the one with the lobster! |
I just want to know what song he's playing. :)
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